Remote: Oh yes. This is my fork. This fork will be used for consuming food in the very near future.
Gelatin: Y'all mind if iiiiiiii...
Gelatin: Y E E T .
*Gelatin takes her fork*
Remote: ...
Remote: My fork.
*later*
Remote: Good evening, Gelatin.
Gelatin: Oh hi remote how are you doing :)
Remote: Empty. Souless. Cold. Forkless.
Gelatin: And why is that?
Remote: Something was taken from me.
Remote: Something I could never live without.
Gelatin: Uhhh...
Remote: My fork.
Gelatin: Ohhh...
Gelatin: I could give the fork to you...
but....
*Gelatin has a large stack of forks behind him*
Remote: oh...
Remote: In that case...
*Remotes arm comes off, a giant laser transforms in the lasers place*
Remote: P R E P A R E T O D I E
Gelatin: Oh fuck.
*later*
Remote: Oh yes. I love my Fork.
*Remote has a plate with dead gelatin on it*
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