31: hey cutie

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Sorry for the short chapter :|

Y/n's POV
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I walk in the cafeteria to where all my friends are at. They were all yelling at each other for God knows why. Jack on the other hand was sitting there looking miserable.

"But if ghosts weren't real then how do people see dead relatives!?" Matthew asked Alec loudly.

"They're either high or lying!"

"But when Del Gato saw his dead grandmother she knew something he didn't and led him to Tom's almost dead mother!"

"Its just a book!"

"What are we talking about?" I ask, completely confused.

"That weird baseball book Matthew is reading," Jenna answers.

"Its not just a book! Its The Boy Who Saved Baseball!" Matthew yells.

"But he didn't even save baseball! He saved the town!" Zoe argued.

"He still played baseball to save it!"

"Ok then," I mumble, looking to Jack.

"They've been arguing about if ghosts are real or not ever since I got here," Jack chuckles.

"What do you believe?" I ask.

"They're real."

"(Real/fake)."

"Hey cutie," Raina walked up. She sat down next to Jack and started playing with his hair.

"Uh, hey," Jack said awkwardly. He looked just as confused as I was.

"So, I was thinking we could go see a movie or something after school today."

"Uh, I-I don't think I can."

"Awe, why?" Raina asked sadly, dropping her hand to her lap.

"I'm busy."

"Ok, how about next week?"

"I won't be busy, but-" Raina cuts Jack off.

"Great. See you then," Raina says happily and kissing him on the cheek before walking away.

Jack slowly looks back at me with wide eyes and a confused face.

"What the fuck?" I say.

"I don't know, but I'm not going."

"Awe why?" I ask, mocking her.

He laughs and grabs his stuff. He stands up and looks at me.

"I'm getting away from these people," Jack says, nodding towards everyone else, "you can come if you want."

I grab my stuff and follow him. We didn't say anything. What felt like a few minutes later, he pushed me causing me to bump into someone.

"I am so sorry," I apologize to the person I bumped into while Jack laughs.

"I'm going to kill you," I say, smiling.

"You know you love me," Jack holds his chin and bats his eyes.

"Whatever helps you sleep at night," I mumble.

"Whatever," he rolls his eyes.

He opens his locker and pulls out his binder. Once he shuts his locker we walk to our first hour. We sit down in our seats and Holly is talking to the girls across the room again.

"What do you think would happen if two people are having sex," I interrupted him with laughter.

"Where is this going?"

"Just wait. So what would happen if the sperm goes up the ass? I mean it would've happened before in gay sex."

"How do you know how gay sex works?"

"That my friend, does not matter right now," Jack giggles.

I laugh then answer.

"I don't think anything would happen."

"So they would just shit it out?"

"Probably," I shrug, "how am I supposed to know? Its not like I had gay sex, like you."

"I didn't do that!"

"Then how would you know?"

"How do you know?"

"Its called smut."

"You read that?"

"Yes. Got a problem with it?"

"Just gonna ignore that now."

"Answer my question."

"What question?"

"How do you know?"

"I'm not answering that."

"I answered it. You got something to hide?"

"No. Just don't want to answer it," Jack shrugs. "Its just common sense though. During sex, the thing goes in the hole. What other hole do guys have?"

"Dork," I roll my eyes.
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