Well that was a disaster...
Depressing title really... haha -awkward smile-
Ok... so I often put funny stories at the end of my chapters of what a fail I am at living and we can all laugh at my misery!
Fun!!!
Trust me when I say I give the expressi...
Ok, so there was this guy... Yeah, I said it! There was a guy! So basically, my friend (who for this I will be calling Jade cos I doubt she wants her name on this!) saw this guy who im gonna call Todd (again, for the same reason). Thing is, she only noticed him when I was in the middle of smiling at him -y'know as a nice greeting! So she immediately is like OMG I SHIP IT! So... she dares me to add him on face book! Now, assuming that this is for her cos she ships herself with him, I go onto Facebook and turn into a proper CIA secret agent and add him as a friend. By the next day, is forgotten all about it. Then... he accepts my friend request. So... I tell me friend. So a few days later she now decides to ask me to add him to snap chat! So after a little discussion over how creepy this is, I agree. Only, he notices this.
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So... yeah, he suddenly thinks I'm a creep. Ok, so now my friend and I are talking about this picture which I'd sent to her (cos I thought she was really crushing over him and stuff) when she starts telling me about how I'd look SOOOO good (where did that come from!?!) with him and I have this completely valid reason for saying no. He was a footballer. Why is that such a turn off? Well:
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