Bob has got to be the worst vampire in the world. Without a guide to learn how to be a good vampire, he's making it up as he goes along... while holding down a day job.
[Previously Featured #2 Vampire ]
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Everything I'm about to tell you is a li...
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Before you go any further, this book has gone through an extensive rewrite and rebranding and now available on my profile as HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE. Go check it out. It's a more direct story and improves on some of the themes in this book, plus it's wicked fun.
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I personally believe that swearing makes everything funnier, and judging by the sheer amount of swearing in this novel, it's HILARIOUS. If you want funny and don't mind swearing, then this is the book for you.
If you get offended by liberal (and I do mean liberal) use of the "F-word" and as many cusswords as my character has been able to dredge from the depths of his soul, then you might as well move along. When I say he's foul-mouthed, I really, really, REALLY mean it! It's in the description!
This novel contains strong language and raw uncut scenes. You will be offended, but for all of the right reasons!
Feel free to comment. I usually try to respond and I promise to be nice (...well mostly nice).
- Rodney V. Smith
[The following story contains strong language and sexual encounters that is intended for readers 18+. It is definitely not intended for all audiences. Please read at your own discretion.]
