The LGBT+ Community are people too! (Random book #2)

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John- Are you wearing any clothes?

Sherlock- No

Me- YOU CAN SMELL THE GAYNESS FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE 😂

I-DontWantToFallAway

J- We here to see the queen?

S- *smirks* Apparently yes

"Just once can you two behave like grown-ups?"
J- We solve crimes and I blog about it then he forgets his pants so don't hold out too much hope."

"Sherlock Homes put your trouser on!"
S- What for?

AHHHHHH ITS BUFFERING

"Now for God's sake put your clothes on!"

S- Sex doesn't alarm me
"How would you know?"

S- Know when you are beaten.

S- I'm not the common wealth
J- And that's as modest as he gets

J- What are you doing?
S- We're going into battle John, I'm going to need the right armor.

S- didn't you hear me? I said punch me in the face.
J- Well I always hear punch you in the face when you're speaking, but it's always in subtitles.

J- I was in the war, I killed people!
S- YOU WERE A DOCTOR
J- I had bad days!

WHY IS SHERLOCK SO DAMN FUNNY WHEN HE'S TRYING TO BE WEAK

"Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself if I slapped you. Would you like to try?"
*John walks in*
J- I missed something, didn't I?

J- Could you put something on? Anything at all? A napkin?

"Ok John you can turn off the alarm now."

YOU KILL WATSON I'LL MURDER YOUR FACE

J- We should call the police

*Sherlock fires several gunshots in the air* S- They're on their way

FUCKING HELL SHERLOCK IS DOWN! I REPEAT, SHERLOCK IS DOWN!

WHY MUST THIS EPISODE BE SO DRAMATIC!!!!

S- Why bother, you can follow her on Twitter.

Pfft you tell Sherlock to stay out and he'll do everything he can to butt in your morons 😂

J- Shaddup Sherlock

WTF SHERLOCK SAID SORRY THE WORLD IS ENDING

S- Smoking indoors? Isn't that one of those law things?

S- Do you ever wonder if there's something wrong with us?
"All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage, Sherlock."

EVEN THE GIRLFRIEND SHIPS JOHNLOCK

J- Has he ever had a girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship ever?

Me-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why ya asking Johnny boy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OH SHIET JOHN DON'T GO IN THERE

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHERLOCK DON'T FUCKING GO IN THERE, RUN

THE LIES HE TOLD OML

"And exactly how many times did he fall out of the window?"

THE 5 SECOND CODE BREAKAGE OML WTF

"Dear me Mr. Homes, dear me"

WTF DOES THAT MEAN

"Is the doorbell not working again?"
"He shot the doorbell."