IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE added SQUADBOIIIS to new Groupchat
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: yall like memes or wot
Feminist: John we share a house with Peggy w t f
ANDVEGGIE: turtleporn.jpg
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: OMFG PEGGY WHY
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: YOU SICK BASTARD
Feminist: MARGARITA SCHUYLER I ORDER YOU TO TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT IMAGE FROM BECAUSE I SWEAR IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY IF YOU DONT TELL ME I WILL INCINERATE YOU WITH THE POWER OF SISTERLY FEMININSM
ANDVEGGIE: I FEEL ATTACCD
yoIbanghorses: dear god it's too early Pegleg
EatMyBaguette: oui too early mon amis
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: bros it be 7:30
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: u guys fuck way too late if ur this tired
ANDVEGGIE: OMG E X P O S E D
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: Shut up the fuck up
ANDVEGGIE: damn feisty
EatMyBaguette: I WILL VIRTUALLY BITCH SLAP YOU ALL
yoIbanghorses left the Groupchat
Feminist: rip Herc
Feminist added TinyHoe™ to the Groupchat
TinyHoe™: WASSUP BITCHES
ANDVEGGIE: oh no ANGELICA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: memebigboy.jpg
TinyHoe™: W H
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: you definitely know how big I am Alex ; )))))
ANDVEGGIE: I M T O O P U R E F O R T H I S
Feminist: says the girl who downloads turtle porn in her free time
ANDVEGGIE: nO I CAN EXPLAIN
Feminist: NOPE I AINT HEARIN IT NUH UH
TimyHoe™: just saw the big comment I'm SCREAMINF
ANDVEGGIE: you make my balls so bluuuuueeeeee you KURT them badly
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: There are so SO many things wrong with that I'm not gonna
Feminist: what is this conversation
TinyHoe™: YOU CANT SPELL GAMER WITHOUT A LITTLE GAY
Feminist: oh my shit ur right
Feminist: OMG YOU SHOULD MAKE THAT A YOUTUBE CATCHPHRASE
TinyHoe™: wot would I do on the channel? I don't like video games
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: lmao you should eat goldfish and bath bombs
TinyHoe™: as much as I wanna finis this Thomas is home I can't talk anymore
ANDVEGGIE: ///I WIL REMEMBER YOUUU
ANDVEGGIE: OMF GUYS TJEFFS NEW NAME IS MY NAME JEFF
IMMAFUCKINGTURTLE: Peggy, that Vine is fucking dead
ANDVEGGIE: well fuck you then
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I Love You, Laurens (Lams Modern AU) (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionAlexander Hamilton was excited to go to university. After all, he had gotten top marks at his highschool in Nevis, and expected college to be a breeze, with absolutely no distractions. Until he meets his roommate John... Don't judge my writing in...