Texts 1.5

386 10 2
                                        

(These scenarios are more for girls. If you're a guy and still want to read it, be my guest then, I guess.)

Cody Carson:

Cody: Are you sure you're okay?

Me: I'M NOT OKAY! I'M NOT O-freaking-KAY!

Cody: Oh God, I forgot about the references.

Me: What are you talking about? These are kittens! They have no relations to actual living persons- that is completely coincidental.

Cody: Look, I'm trying to help you and you're not helping!

Me: What can I say my dear, to make it clear, I need you badly, badly...

Cody: That's an old one. Ok, I think I got everything.

Me: I love you too much!

Cody: What's that one from.

Me: That's for me to know and you to find out.

Cody: Ok that's not a reference; that one's yours.

Me: YOU MANIAC! YOU BURNED IT UP! D*rn you! D*rn you all to h*ck!

Cody: Back to the references again. I'm on my way home now.

Me: It's a beautiful day and I can;t stop myself from smiling!

Me: If I'm drinking then I'm buying!

Cody: You're not drinking tonight.

Me: AND I KNOW THERE'S NO DENYING!

Me: It's a beautiful day, the sun is up, the music's playing!

Me: And even if it started raining

Me: You won't hear this girl complaining!

Cody: Alright, see you when I get home.

Me: (Hey Cody?)

Cody: Yeah?

Me: Stepped on me? STEPPED ON ME?! Are you kidding? This guy was dancing on me! I mean just look at this; broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken.

Cody: Talk to you later freak.

(A/N So all of what the reader said, besides the part in parentheses is a reference. If someone can guess all or only miss 2, I will write a special scenario for them. Yeah lame prize but I can't think of anything better.)

Maxx Danziger:

Maxx: What flavor of ice cream do you want while I'm out and about?

Me: Why?

Maxx: Well, I noticed the uh, things, in the trash can this morning.

Me: GOD WHY CAN'T SECRETS STAY SECRETS! >:(

Maxx: I'm sorry, really I am.

Me: Dream Catcher don't be sorry! It's okay I promise!

Maxx: Okay good.

Me: Now hurry up! I'm dying of starvation here! You sure do like taking your "oh so precious" time don't you?

Maxx: I'm going as fast as I can!

Me: And that's just fine! Take your time hottie! ;)

Maxx: Ok...?

Me: But you know, I'm just going to die here because her boyfriend won't show her just a little mercy.

Maxx: I'm sorry!

Me: Neapolitan.

Maxx: What?

Me: Neapolitan. That's what ice cream flavor I want.

Maxx: Ok. I'm hurrying!

Zach DeWall:

Me: Are you there yet?

Zach: Yes I'm here. This is ridiculous Y/n, you are perfectly capable of doing this on your own.

Me: Ha you're so funny. >:(

Zach: Well I'm not having fun either!

Me: Just do your job and get home NOW!

Zach: Alright! Which one?

Me: You should know which one!

Zach: Well I don't!

Me: Just, for God's sakes, just pick one! I'm dying here!

Zach: Alright!


"I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" I slammed the door in his face.

"How was I supposed to know they were the wrong ones?" He mumbled, walking away.


Dan Clermont:

Me: Please hurry! :'''(

Dan: Hang in there Baby Girl. I just got here.

Me: You have no idea how much this hurts right now.

Dan: I'm not even going to try. Ok. I got them.

Me: Thank you my Life Saver! Speaking of which...

Dan: Added to the grocery list :)

Me: Thank you so much!

Dan: No problem. Got the pain killers.

Me: Yay!

Dan: Chewy or hard Life Savers?

Me: (Your preference)

Dan: Sweet, just finished check out. On my way to rescue you my damsel in distress.

Me: Well hurry up knight in shining armor, your princess is dying of abdominal cramps.

Set It Off ScenariosWhere stories live. Discover now