♡TURTLES♡ - Randomization Book #2

Tag (oh good lord why me)

Here we go
Another painless death
God dang it...

Well I already broke rule number two so...

Things about me I dislike:
- my thighs: I mean seriously pants don't fit at all anymore. And I hate shopping

- my face: no one's had a crush on me since that boy who ate his own boogers tried to kiss me in kindergarten...

- my ability to get a pity laugh when I tell a joke: that's what I get for wanting to be a stand-up comedian...

- my ability to gain a crush on a book/ movie charecter: I love you John Laurens...

- my horrible wardrobe: I wore a shirt the other day that said "Game On" my sister hit me with a hockey stick

- my ability to make really bad comebacks: seriously, they're bad...

Things I like about me:
- I can sing - not very well

- I can read 500 page books in 3 days - my sister says I'm unnatural

- I actually have some ability to draw something other than cats - I drew a squirrel

- my dogs are pretty lit - one of them where's a diaper

- my ability to tap guns and ships faster than daveed diggs- my mom was scared

- I CAN PAINT! - I'M ACTUALLY ENTERING A FEW PAINTINGS IN A CONTEST!!

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