Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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ITS NOT OVER IM JUST LAZY AND NOT FUNNY
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TheRoastMaster's Kingdom

SexIsMyCountry: anyone there yet?

RoastMaster: me and Jon have been here for that past five min

RoastMaster: corner booth

Moo: #Namereveal

WildHoe: oh shit now we know his name

RoastMaster: idk what ur talking about I gave u a nickname

WildHoe: we're gonna know when we get there anyway

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: im just hoping for some LIT DRAMA

RoastMaster: is it too late to uninvite David

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: wtf

Moo: sadly yes

SexIsMyCountry: well, fuck

RoastMaster: hey Craig, do u wear glasses and have bright blue hair?

SexIsMyCountry: how tf

RoastMaster: I'm right behind you.....

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Moo: ok ok that was pretty fun

RoastMaster: yeah it was

RoastMaster: nice of you to tone down the racism, Brock

Moo: I'm being attacked

SexIsMyCountry: oh shit I'm reporting

WildHoe: he probably turned it down because he was too busy staring at Brian XD

Moo: I was attacked again

RoastMaster: no ur being exposed bitch, TYLER GIVE ME THE DRAMA I NEED

Terroriser: what's this about a racist hitting on me

Moo: lose my number

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: we don't have numbers this is an app

Moo: lOsE mY UsErNAmE

WildHoe: Brock was most definitely checking out Brian, Daithi has most likely been texting that guy who gave him his number, and Craig most likely has a crush on me

SexIsMyCountry: wtf leave me out of this hoe

Moo: I'm reporting u for a THIRD time

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: we have a stalker amongst us boys

Terroriser: but like he didn't expose Marcel and Evan?????

WildHoe: Evan would totally beat my ass if I tried to follow him home, all I have for him are conspiracy theories

RoastMaster: wtf

SexIsMyCountry: YES BITCH FUCKING TELL US

Moo: REVENGE IS A BITCH EVAN

RoastMaster: wow and to think I was gonna surprise u guys today

BasicallyIDoWrk: wait what

WildHoe: how??

RoastMaster: no it doesn't matter you guys are just going to SLANDER ME

WildHoe: fine then be that way

WildHoe: also sURPRISE BITCH I DID FOLLOW YOU

SexIsMyCountry: oh shit

RoastMaster: WTF UR A FREAKING PERVERT

Moo: go cry to ur boyfriend about it

Terroriser: oh shit Brock

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: yea dude r u ok

Moo: I'm fine

BasiccallyIDoWrk: dude that was harsh

Moo: what were u saying Tyler?

WildHoe: Evan and Jon had sex

SexIsMyCountry: ok that's actually fucked up

Terroriser: yeathats just gross

Moo: now I feel bad about what I said

BasicallyIDoWrk: hasanyone noticed that Evan left the chat????

WildHoe: oh shit I DID NOW

SexIsMyCountry: Tyler u better watch out, he knows where you live

Moo: oh yeah he does i forgot

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: we are gathered here today to witness the final moments of Tyler

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: would anyone like to say a few words

BasicallyIDoWrk: I hope he went to church

Moo: he owed me five bucks

SexIsMyCountry: sUCKS TO BE YOU BITCH

WildHoe: guYS THERE WAS A KNOCK ON MY DOOR IM SCARED

Moo: aNsWeR iT bItCh

WildHoe: HOLY SHIT ELP MENDJD. EIDNDJOD SJSBEIOSN

WildHoe: JESUS R U HERSJIDNDJXISNSKSZ

SexIsMyCountry: I don't think he went to church

RoastMaster: DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE FEEL LIKE TALKING SHIT

Moo: oH SHIT IM OUT

RoastMaster: I'm going to bed

SexIsMyCountry: I'm fucking scared idk about you guys