Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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RoastMasterV2 has joined the chat.

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RoastMasterV2: hey bitches what did I miss

FuckBoi: eVAN MY BABY ARE YOU OKAY I WAS SO WORRIED PLS TELL ME YOURE FINE ARE YOU HURT BC IF YOU ARE I WILL STAB A BITCH MAYBE YOURE HUNGRY ILL BRING YOU FOOD BC I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

WildHoe: wAIT IT COULD BE A TRAP

FuckBoi: shIT U RITE

Kryoz: I'm confused

Kryoz: hello my name is john and I vape

RoastMasterV2: hi I'm Evan

RoastMasterV2: babe? What's wrong?

FuckBoi: bABE? But like you broke up with me????

RoastMasterV2: that's impossible I haven't been on my phone for a month

FuckBoi: what????

WildHoe: yeah what he said

FuckBoi: is this inception or some shit

RoastMasterV2: what? Why? What happened?

FuckBoi has sent five attachments.

WildHoe has sent three attachments.

Moo has sent six attachments.

FuckBoi: do you remember all this???

RoastMasterV2: I lost my phone a couple weeks ago, idk what you guys are talking about, I must've dropped it at the airport

FuckBoi: but, you were mad at me because of what I said????

RoastMasterV2: I know you didn't mean it

WildHoe: hold up, you mean to tell me that for the past two weeks, you haven't had a phone?

RoastMasterV2: yea I just got a new one yesterday

RoastMasterV2: I tried to tell you guys, but no one answered my email so....

FuckBoi: THEN WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN TEXTING US FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS

WildHoe: ok calm down there Sherlock

RoastMasterV2: no wait he's got a point, whoever was texting seemed to know exactly what was going on

RoastMasterV2: except they blew it way out of proportion, when I went to the police station, it was really easy, I just made a statement and filed some paperwork

Moo: so you did go to the police?

RoastMasterV2: yes

Moo: then wtf

RoastMasterV2: idk, but something tells me this isn't the last time

Kryoz: wow this groupchat is even better than I thought