Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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Hoping to publish the first re-written chapter of 'The Sharpest Blade' pretty soon.

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Witness-Protection Program

BirthingCoach: bABY

RoastMasterV2: don't you ever call me that stupid name again

Zoyrk: ?????? Who's catching my hands??????

BirthingCoach: sorry ev, babe*** it was autocorrect

BirthingCoach: Evan hates using 'baby' as a pet name

RoastMasterV2: bc it's so stupid and weird and gross and uGH

WildHoe: tell us how u rlly feel

Moo: hey babyyyyyyyyy

BasicallyIDoWrk: yea baby?

RoastMasterV2: I am going to slit both of your throats

Terroriser: damn I leave for two weeks and this is the shit I come back to

Four07: leaving!!!!! Is!!! Not!!! An!!! Option!!!!!

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: u won't believe what cheer bear did

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: shit this the groupchat iVE BEEN EXPOSED ABORT MISSION

Four07: I told you he likes to watch Care Bears

BirthingCoach: Evan loves watching that one Care Bears movie where the sun one gets kicked out of the clan for messing stuff up and he becomes king or smthng

RoastMasterV2: don't you mess around with The Land of Jokes A-Lot it is iconic and a great piece of cinematography

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: I agree

RoastMasterV2: and his name is Funshine Bear thank you very much and he is an ICON

Four07: I love how this convo got so aggressive

BirthingCoach: Evan is so cute I actually can't

RoastMasterV2: stop taking pics of me damnit I'm suing

BirthingCoach: that's not the Canadian spirit babe!!!!! Plus ur being so adorable while texting

RoastMasterV2: my bf is harassing me

Moo: me when Marcel takes me away from cupcake wars

BasicallyIDoWrk: it's just reruns

Moo: SMALLCAKES WAS JUST ABOUT TO PUT THEIR BATTERS INTO THE OVEN AND START ON THE DECORATIONS IM-

BasicallyIDoWrk: punish me?

Moo: this is a wholesome groupchat full of children Marcel

RoastMasterV2: I agree

RoastMasterV2: take all ur kinks to the DMs ty v much

BirthingCoach: ayyyyyyeeee I cud b ur angle bby

BirthingCoach: wanna do sum stuffffffffff

BirthingCoach: shit this ain't a DM

RoastMasterV2: idk wtf u just said

BirthingCoach: I was trying to make u laugh :((((((

RoastMasterV2: all u had to do was send a selfie if that was ur plan

Zoyrk: oh shit this boi just got roasted like a thanksgiving dinner

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FuckBoi: can I add Jordan to the chat??????

RoastMasterV2: ofc

RoastMasterV2: significant others are always allowed unless they become major dicks

Zoyrk: brief shade like a cloudy day

WildHoe: wtf babe?

Legiqn has been added to the chat.

Lui: Scott idc what u say this is a cult damnit

Four07: we haven't sacrificed anything??????

FuckBoi: tbh we've sacrificed a lot here

RoastMasterV2: like the will to live even tho I never had that

Legiqn: well isn't this chat just a ray of sunshine

Legiqn: I love all the positivity in this chat

Legiqn: makes me want to break out in song and dance

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: same tbh

Four07: David I love you but your singing sounds like a garbage disposal

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: rude I'll have u know my voice is beautiful

Legiqn: I love a good domestic

Legiqn: I sound like a whale when I sing *whale imitations* wow aren't I just spot on only quality over here folks

FuckBoi: wtf????

Legiqn: luv u Lucas :) <3

FuckBoi: luv u too but srsly u have a great voice id buy ur album

Legiqn: Jordan's Top Hits dropping 2k19!!1!1!2!!2!2!!2!2!1!1!2!

BirthingCoach: I leave for ten minutes to buy Evan some bagels and this is what greets me

Legiqn: hi Jon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!1

Legiqn: I'm lucas' bf :))))))))))))

BirthingCoach: ik

Legiqn: I like this chat, it's fun

WildHoe: Evan isn't talking????

RoastMasterV2: I was reading the trends twitter thought I would like they r wild today

RoastMasterV2: not a lot of tea, but there's memes so it's fine

Legiqn: Craig isn't in this chat????? I thought he was ur friend?????

Moo: we don't speak of that heathen

BirthingCoach: he has been shunned and exiled

Terroriser: isn't that the same thing????

Legiqn: hi!!!!!! I'm Jordan!!!!! Nice to meet you!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!

Terroriser: hi...? I'm Brian? Ur dating Lucas, right?

Legiqn: yes I am :D my lil maple syrup :)

FuckBoi: he's not like this all the time I swear

Legiqn: baby I thought u loved me D:

RoastMasterV2: wtf...?

FuckBoi: idk what's wrong with him

Legiqn: if u don't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

BirthingCoach: Evan @ me

RoastMasterV2: @ Jon

Four07: when ur bf @'s u

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: oh shit I am here for this tea1!1!!1!1!1!1!1

FuckBoi: ????????

WildHoe: I'm just a bystander  in this situation

Terroriser: same

RoastMasterV2: who wants to read the shrek script?

WildHoe: nOT THIS SHIT AGAIN