Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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Holy shit I literally just put up my Vanoss poster that I've had for like three months and just couldn't find a frame for but it's finally framed and all my wall and its so amazing and cute and awesome and i love it and im sorry that im rambling ill shut up now

Fuck Life

Moo: I'm so happy rn

Four07: what did that doctor do to you

Moo: allow me to explain

Evan has been added to the chat.

Evan: hey I'm not dead

Four07: BITCH WTF

FuckBoi: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WORSHIP THE LORD

WildHoe: *wipes away a single tear*

ChokingIsMyKink: EVAN YOURE ALIVE OMG ITS A MIRACLE

Evan: so I've been told

FuckBoi has changed the name of the chat to Praise Jesus

FuckBoi: I just thought we needed a reminder of our lord and savior

Moo: btw Evan is having some trouble talking so he's just going to be texting, hence the groupchat

Evan: everything hurts

FuckBoi: iLL BRING YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT

Evan: tbh I really want some chicken tenders rn

Evan: like barbecue sauce and fries and chicken and a large soda ughhh

FuckBoi: I'm going to McDonalds

Four07: Lucas is actually leaving tf

FuckBoi: this boy needs some chicken tenders and DAMNIT I AM GOING TO DELIVER

WildHoe: not even dating and ur still a saint

FuckBoi: oh shit that's right we're not dating anymore

FuckBoi: EVAN WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND

Evan: idk this is kinda sudden, like I wasn't prepared, see I just woke up from like this mini coma and shit

FuckBoi: please, I just want to be loved

Four07: you???have????me????

FuckBoi: fuck????you?????

Evan: yeah sure y not

ChokingIsMyKink: I aspire to have relationships like Evan one day

WildHoe: o rly?

Evan: I don't think you want relationships like mine, have you seen who I'm dating???

FuckBoi: not even a minute into this relationship and I'm already getting roasted

Four07: seems about right

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: you know what this means right

Evan's name has been changed to RoastMasterV2

RoastMasterV2: holy shit this user is like og

Moo: it suits you

ChokingIsMyKink: the V2 makes it look rly cool

WildHoe: i wish my boyfriend was as cool as you

ChokingIsMyKink: wtf

WildHoe: jk love u babe

Four07: lucas did you actually go to mcd's

FuckBoi: what part of 'i must get daddy chicken tenders' dont you understand

Four07: ur right it was my mistake im sorry

RoastMasterV2: so what did i miss

Moo: idk theres been a lot going on

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Now showing private messages between WildHoe and Moo

WildHoe: are you not going to tell him that both jon AND brian are here????

Moo: i dont want to worry him tyler

WildHoe: hes gonna be worried when he gets out of that room and sees him for himself

WildHoe: we should tell him'

Moo: why

WildHoe: brock dont be dense

WildHoe: either you tell him or i will, hes going to know one way or another

Moo: fine ill tell him, but privately

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Praise Jesus

FuckBoi: IM BACK

Four07: holy shit r u ok you nearly face planted

FuckBoi: it would be worth it as long as Evan gets what he wants because he deserves the world and is so under appreciated for being such a pure human being

RoastMasterV2: he hasnt got much sleep has he

FuckBoi: NO I HAVENT AND IM SORRY DADDY

Four07: evan im so sorry i thought he was going to behave

FuckBoi: when have i ever behaved lets be honest

RoastMasterV2: lucas youre the greatest human ever tysm

Four07: wtf how did he already get in ur room

FuckBoi: you do know you guys can come in here right? me and brock are just chilling with him on his bed

Four07: BITCH IM COMING I NEED TO SEE MY DADDY

RoastMasterV2: alright this is starting to get uncomfortable

RoastMasterV2: oh look now everyone is here

RoastMasterV2: this hug is very painful, dont kill me pls ive already cheated death once this week

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Now showing private messages between Moo and Evan.

Moo: hey ev r u up

Evan: yeah, I'm full of energy so don't worry I've been up since u all left

Moo: good cuz I've been meaning to tell you something

Moo: Tyler was gonna tell you but I thought you should here it from me

Evan: what

Moo: Jon was on the other side of the waiting room we were and Brian is in a room down the hall

Evan: r u serious

Evan: that's not funny dude

Moo: I didn't want to tell you but Tyler said I should because we have to get the police and shit

Moo: ev?

Evan: is he still here?

Moo: probably, doctors were still going in and out of Brian's room when we left, idk if he was still sitting there cuz we left through the other way to avoid him

Evan: does he know I'm here?

Moo: idk, he knows we were there

Moo: but don't worry about that ev, ur in a hospital ur gonna be fine

Evan: promise?

Moo: promise