Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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Shit Show

WildHoe: Evan? You haven't talked to us in like three weeks are you even alive

Jon: what happened?

WildHoe: Jon I thought you were with him???

Jon: I don't fly out until tomorrow

ChokingIsMyKink: eVAN

ChokingIsMyKink: oh god pls don't tell me he actually got hit by a bus

RoastMasterV2: can u guys stfu I'm at a job interview

BasicallyIDoWrk: and I'm trying to enjoy four servings of ramen noodles and chicken all by myself do u mind???

Moo: HOW CAN YOU EAT LIKE THAT? ALL THIS SNACKING IS GOING TO MAKE YOU SICK I SWEAR I LEAVE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND IM-

RoastMasterV2: not today Satan I need to get a job

RoastMasterV2 has left the chat.

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RoastMasterV2 has joined the chat.

RoastMasterV2: ok the interview is over now it's time to go over all the things I did wrong

Jon: babe I'm sure you were perfect

BasicallyIDoWrk: Brock I'm getting feels again come hold me

Moo: fine you big baby

Moo: making me get up from the couch

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: sCOTT WHY ARENT WE CUTE LIKE THEM

Four07: cuz like no

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: oh ok I see how it is

Four07: good

WildHoe: jOHN

Kryoz: tYLER

WildHoe: love you <3

Jon: excuse me sir ur not allowed to be cuter than us

RoastMasterV2: we will fight you

Jon: yea I'm flying in tomorrow we are ready to throw some hands

Kryoz: do it nerd you ain't got the balls

Jon: I'm a male of course I do

Kryoz: son of a BITCH

Kryoz: alright Tyler we have to go into the witness protection program

WildHoe: wtf....?

Jon: babe I won our honor back r u proud of me

RoastMasterV2: yes, yes I am

Jon: :D

Terroriser: wtf I'm getting flashbacks to the beginning of this chat wth

Lui: same even tho I wasn't here

Moo: damnit Marcel is getting the feels again

Moo: I just wanted to watch cupcake wars wtf

Terroriser: wait so Jon is flying in tomorrow right? Why don't we meet up? Catch up on things, work out some other things

RoastMasterV2: I can throw myself a house warming party?

Moo: does no one care that I am being deprived of cupcake wars

Four07: I care

Moo: rly?

Four07: no go fuck yourself loser

Moo: wOW

Kryoz: cupcake wars? That's pretty gay

WildHoe: you were literally watching it last night

Kryoz: I'm goiNG INTO THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM

RoastMasterV2: the point of the witness protection program is that no one is supposed to know you're in the witness protection program

Kryoz: fUCK

Kryoz: IM GOING INTO THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM AGAIN

WildHoe: babe, no

WildHoe: just no