Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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TheRoastMaster's Kingdom

RoastKing<3: hey babe wanna summon Satan with me?

WildHoe: wtf.....

Smilk: I do ;)

RoastKing<3: fuck off

RoastQueen<3: Evan I told you to find a better way to ask me out on a date

Four07: I think it was pretty solid tbh

RoastKing<3: thanks Scott

Smilk: that's not the only thing that's pretty solid ;)

RoastKing<3: I'm actually going to be sick

RoastQueen<3: I can confirm

WildHoe: Smitty can you please back off of Evan?

Smilk: nope :)

ChokingIsMyKink: dude Jon is going to kill you istg

Smilk: at least I'll die happy

Four07: wtf???

Smilk: because I met the love of my life

WildHoe: I told you inviting a new guy was a bad idea

Moo: well Evan wasn't here to stop us

RoastKing<3: I had to go to Canada to visit my mom in the hospital

WildHoe: oh fuck dude I'm sorry

RoastKing<3: it's okay

Smilk: I LIVE IN CANADA YOU SHOULD COME VISIT ME

RoastKing<3: then how tf did u join this chat???

Smilk: I was in town when I was added

Smilk: you should still visit me ;)

RoastKing<3: how about I just block you?

Smilk: I'm hurt

RoastKing<3: good

Smilk: I'm in an abusive relationship

RoastKing<3: ILL SHOW YOU ABUSE YOU LITTLE-

RoastQueen<3: I took his phone because he was very angry

WildHoe: good call

RoastQueen<3: he's swearing at me very loudly now

RoastQueen<3: people are staring

ChokingIsMyKink: this is the kind of shit you signed up for when you got together

RoastQueen<3: I know but I'm still scared

Smilk: scared of me stealing yo man ;)

RoastQueen<3: on second thought

Smilk: oh fuck

RoastKing<3: I WILL SEND YOU TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL YOU BASTARD

RoastKing<3: BETTER YET ILL HAVE THE DEVIL HIMSELF RIP OUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ORGANS ONE BY ONE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY

RoastKing<3: BUT WHILE YOURE STILL LIVING I WILL MAKE SURE YOU SUFFER

WildHoe: well damn

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RoastKing<3: ever wonder what dying would feel like?

WildHoe: ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING

RoastKing<3: wouldn't this be a beautiful time to die? When the world is at peace, your body being illuminated by the moonlight as you begin to decompose

RoastQueen<3: babe...

RoastKing<3: all your thoughts could be as quiet as the night

RoastKing<3: unless you're brutally murdered in an alleyway, then you'd die with a really sore throat

ChokingIsMyKink: wtf is wrong with you

Smilk: tbh same tho I mean I was having a good night until your emo ass texted

Smilk: still love you tho ;)

RoastQueen<3: Evan it's gonna be okay

RoastKing<3: sometimes I like to think about death

RoastKing<3: what's so wrong with that?