Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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GayShit

Evan: okay that was actually pretty fun

Four07: yay! 2nd date?

FuckBoi: I'm down

Evan: yea sure

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Fuck Life

Evan: hey

Four07: hello

FuckBoi: what the fuck is up my buttercups

Traitor: where have you guys been???

ChokingIsMyKink: yeah like you just disappeared for a few hours????

Evan: we went on a date

FuckBoi: wow way to beat around the bush dude

Evan: I can't help it

Evan: relationships are an enigma to me

FuckBoi: u rite

Moo: wait

Moo: are u three a thing now?

Four07: idk we haven't really talked about that

Evan: imig

FuckBoi: fuck this really is an enigma to you ain't it

Evan: yes and yes we r a thing but not like a TOO official thing u get me?

Four07: yea

FuckBoi: sure do daddy ;)

Terroriser: oh thank god because I'm dating Jon now

Evan: that's great! How is he?

Moo: Evan wtf

Traitor: seriously I'm scared Brian u should watch out

Evan: can I not ask how my ex is or something???? Is this another relationship thing I don't know about?????

FuckBoi: guys we have to remember Evan's emotionless heart works differently

Terroriser: oh then he's fine Ev thanks for asking

Evan: np

Moo: god this is weird

Traitor: what is?

Moo: Evans outlook on relationships

Four07: don't hate or I'll punch you in the face

Evan: that was aggressive

Four07: sorry daddy ;)

Evan: I will break up with you

Four07: wtf we just got together three minutes ago

FuckBoi: DONT DUMP HIM BECAUSE THEN U DUMP ME TOO

Evan: that sounds nice

Terroriser: wtf how does Evan do it???

Traitor: do what

Terroriser: have the cutest relationships??!?!?

ChokingIsMyKink: it's probably the asexual in him

Evan: or it's just my incapability of emotions

Evan: I use humor to make up what I lack

Lui: well that was dark

Evan: like my soul