Witness-Protection Program
Zoyrk: so how is everyone, the chats been kinda dead lately.
RoastMasterV2: I'm doing great hbu
Zoyrk: fantastic, how r u and Jon? Is he doing well?
RoastMasterV2: we're doing great, he's doing great too, he was supposed to fly over in a couple of weeks but he's busy looking for a job and such
WildHoe: good, he's not going to be such a free loader
WildHoe: jk jk
Moo: how's the newest couple doing
Terroriser: we're doing amazing thank you very much like holy shit it's such an incredible day
RoastMasterV2: u two had sex didn't u
Four07: damn Evan just got straight to the point
RoastMasterV2: but I'm not straight??? Stop assuming my sexuality??? I'm suing???
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: Scott imma need you to be more respectful if this thing between us is going to work out
ChokingIsMyKink: hi hello I'd like a front row seat and a tall cup of tea
Lui: I'll have what he's having
Four07: how's being single going, huh Lui?
RoastMasterV2: oh shit he went there
Terroriser: so Craig is great in bed
WildHoe: Ik
RoastMasterV2: I always forget that you two used to date
FuckBoi: same
Legiqn: oh they did? I didn't know that, guess I must be new around here
FuckBoi: sometimes u have rlly funny jokes
FuckBoi: other times you just disappoint me
ChokingIsMyKink: Evan
RoastMasterV2: yeah?
ChokingIsMyKink: what did Sami tell you?
WildHoe: bitch what
Four07: u Trying to tell me that bitch was trying to come after Evan?
RoastMasterV2: u don't have any proof
ChokingIsMyKink: Jon just told me, are you okay?
RoastMasterV2: I'm fine, we're not getting into this shit again why don't u people just trust me
ChokingIsMyKink: Evan we do trust you
RoastMasterV2: yea, I can see that
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RoastMasterV2: Chick-fil-A????? Anyone??????
WildHoe: I've never seen u have more perfect timing I was literally just thinking about food
ChokingIsMyKink: bitch yass
Terroriser: I may be bottom but Craig is way more gay than me
WildHoe: ^^^^^^^
Zoyrk: every time we bring up something sexual I feel like we're excluding Evan tbh
RoastMasterV2: dude it's fine
RoastMasterV2: so, Chick-fil-A????
Lui: I'm down
WildHoe: so r me and john
Moo: count BasicallyIDoMoo in
RoastMasterV2: so u DO like the ship name?????
Moo: I mean it's completely wrong since he doesn't do me but MooIDoWrk sounds weird
BasicallyIDoWrk: honestly tho I'm kinda into it
BasicallyIDoWrk has changed their name to MooIDoWrk
MooIDoWrk: I like it
Lui: hey can I invite my gf????
RoastMasterV2: what since when have u got a gf?????
Four07: yeah I wanna know too
Lui: her name is Taylor and I met her at McDonalds at three in the morning
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: *wipes away a tear* now that's a keeper
RoastMasterV2: yea sure she can come as long as she's not a dick
Lui: I promise she isn't
Terroriser: idk if I made it clear earlier but me and Craig are also in
Moo: Craig and I******
Terroriser: I will choke you
MooIDoWrk: bitch excuse me get ur kinks away from my bf I will sue u for harassment
RoastMasterV2: wow so I'm gonna be the only single guy there then????
FuckBoi: aww Evan, don't worry u still have a bf
Legiqn: but yes out of this group of like sixteen people or something ur gonna be lonely as fuck at Chick-fil-A
RoastMasterV2: why is that such a mood??????
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Now showing private messages between JonAthan and ChokingIsMyKink
JonAthan: hey Craig, I just wanted to ask how Evan was doing since I'm in Canada and can't text him
ChokingIsMyKink: aren't u friends with him on this app?????
JonAthan: I'm using a different account cuz my other one got hacked and I'm not friends with him on this one and I forgot his true username
ChokingIsMyKink: honestly I did too
ChokingIsMyKink: but he's doing fine, we went to Chick-fil-A earlier and he was the only one there without a significant other
JonAthan: omg noooo I wish was there :(
ChokingIsMyKink: yea I mean he was a little quieter than usual but I think he just missed you cuz he was laughing and making jokes and I could rlly tell he was happy
JonAthan: that's great, I'm so glad he's happy even tho I can't make it in cuz of Job interviews and shit
ChokingIsMyKink: aw, no it's fine, he's doing okay and that'll just make the next time you see him extra special :D
JonAthan: I guess ur right, thx Craig
ChokingIsMyKink: np, can't wait until you can hang out with us
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Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]
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