Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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Next few chapters are going to be short

TheRoastMaster's Kingdom

Lui: I think people should be allowed to fuck their dead wives

Moo: why is everyone in this chat always high

Four07: Brock you've been here way longer than me how is it that I'm already used to this??????

Lui: FUCK WAIT NO

Lui: MY FRIEND STOLE MY PHONE

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: hi yes I'm his friend

WildHoe: got something you want to tell us David?

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: wdym

Moo: I think ur high

WildHoe: I agree

Four07: same here

Lui: even I think he's high

Lui: hence why I referred to him as my friend

BasicallyIDoWrk: he was just too embarrassing for you to be dating him

Lui: yes

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: babe wtf

Lui: #NoRegrets

WildHoe: man this chat is so dead today

RoastQueen<3: omg same

RoastQueen<3: and David here's a hint

RoastQueen<3: don't tell people ur a necrophiliac

ChokingIsMyKink: sounds like you wanna tell us something too ;)

RoastQueen<3: I love how CRAIG is the one to tell me that

ChokingIsMyKink: I now realize that the name makes my statement ironic and invalid

WildHoe: exactly

BasicallyIDoWrk: maybe Craig is the necrophiliac here

Lui: or maybe this is an actual cult

WildHoe: Lui we already established this smh

Terroriser: heil

ChokingIsMyKink: since when r u German????

Moo: DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS CULTURAL ROOTS????!?!?!??

Four07: oh god

RoastQueen<3: where r u guys getting these drugs????

WildHoe: I love how we always circle back to someone being high

Moo: BECAUSE CRAIG IS BEING AN INSENSITIVE SHIT

Terroriser: I feel violated

Moo: Brian I am so sorry for any harm Craig has brought you

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ChokingIsMyKink: i want a new name

WildHoe: I think Craig suits you just fine

ChokingIsMyKink: u know that's not what I meant

Moo: what r u bored of ur name?

Moo: I say let's add some new people

Four07: that sounds fun

WildHoe: no scott is enough

ChokingIsMyKink: do u not like Scott or something wtf

Smilk has been added to the chat.

Smilk: WHATS UP MY BUTTERCUPS I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAVING A HORRIBLE DAY

Four07: I like him