Boondocks Random

Alternate Universe

What if there was a world where everything was different? By everything, I mean everything.

Huey Freeman wouldn't be the oldest. He'd be the youngest and he would be full of emotions and talk all the time.

Riley would be really very polite and proper and dress adequate.

Jada would be the oldest and be the meanest person alive.

Jazmine too would be mean and constantly get annoyed by Huey's perkiness.

Cindy would actually be black and be polite and curious about a lot of things.

Caesar would be Dominican instead of Jamaican and have a low fade instead of dreads.

This world was far in a land called Crestwood.

"Isn't today marvelous?" Huey asks his older siblings as they sit on the porch.

"Today is quite nice," Riley replies.

"Its another damn day," Jada, their older sister, barks. "What the hell is so different?"

"Its a new day," Huey giggles. Jada stared at the 16 year old.

"Get outta here with that gay shit. Dont you have Jazmine to bother?"

"I almost forgot, I'm meeting Jazmine at the hill!" Huey chirped, quickly getting up and going towards the hill.

"You don't have to be so mean to him," Riley states. "You know how gullible and perky he is."

"Isn't there sum else you can do?" Jada snapped. "Like leave me the fuck alone?"

"As you wish. Tell grandmama I'll be at Cindy's."

"Whatever."

Huey smiled brightly as he saw his crush, Jazmine, sitting on the hill, enjoying the peace.

"Hi Jazmine!" Huey greets, causing the girl to groan.

"Huey."

Huey sits next to her, admiring her beautiful light brown skin and frizzy strawberry blonde locs.

"Whatcha doin?"

"What does it look like, Freeman? I'm taking time to myself."

"Oh," Huey still smiled, looking over at him.

"You're not leaving are you?"

"Did you want me to?"

Did I mention, Huey was a bit of an airhead.

"Nope, not at all."

Huey scoots closer to Jazmine, making her scoot away. Once more, Huey scoots towards Jazmine and Jazmine retaliates by scooting away. This went on until Huey scooted too hard and fell on Jazmine, causing them both to tumble down the hill.

Huey landed on top of Jazmine, causing them both to blush.

"Oh, I-Im sorry Jazmine."

"Its cool," Jazmine says, sheepishly. She had had a secret crush on the perky Freeman and wasn't used to being this close. "Can you get the hell off of me."

"Oh, y-yea."

Huey gets off, helping Jazmine up. She stares at him, waiting for him to stop looking at her.

"Why're you staring at me?"

"Because, you're just so beautiful. I can't help but stare."

Jazmine blushes again, not knowing whether to punch the kid like she normally did or 'kiss him on the face'.