SnK: Ask Levi Ackermann

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somebodyinearth : Imagine that you were called to date Mia Khalifa for a day. And there was no saying no, just accepting it or no (or still counts as yes 😂). What would you do during that date, Levi-aniki?

First of all, why the fuck would I date this bitch? I do not take pleasure in dating porn stars! Jesus! What am I? A man-whore?

First you pair me up with fans, then Petra, then Hange, and then with this bitch? Where is my disinfectant?

This woman's ass is like two titans forming a mountain, it's horrid. Her chest looks likes two titan heads. And her fucking face... I just can't stand it.

I'd kill her before I'd have to say yes or no!

Eren: But she's good! I like her!

Brat, what're you doing here? And how do you know this slut?

Eren: *blushes* She's like me and Mikasa's guide... to...

To what? *scowls*

Eren: To our life in... pornography...?

HONESTLY-