tobiezgoodbadboy : Levi-aniki, what's the dirtiest thing you've done while being alone?
Cleaning up dirt and shit.
Urie: *whispers* Hange told me once that Levi masturba-
Continue that sentence and I will ask you to clean the whole HQ.
Urie: That's no threat. But whatever, I have special abilities that'll make my job easier, thank you very much. And I don't want to be in this book anymore so... can I go home now?
Maybe that'll be your punishment if you continue that last sentence.
Urie: (Who the hell does this guy think he is?) Hey. I can kill you easily.
And I should feel threatened?
Urie: Yeah, that's because I'm tall.
*cold glare towards Urie* Would you like to repeat that?
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SnK: Ask Levi Ackermann
RandomWell, shitty brats? Why don't you spit it out? And get this done with. -_-