Greetings, Earthlings. It is I, the Vulcan version of your tour guide! Indeed, there is no Jonathan! Only Judanuntuthutanun! And thus, you're tour is coming to a close!
Y'know, since I've got plenty of time until World Domination: Order 66, so I might as well complete your tour. What? You know that already? How about this? Really? Whoa, Jon-Jon's pretty good at his job... Well, then I guess I'll end it off with some basic tips and tricks. A review of sorts! Hey, I'm a World Dominator, not a creative writer, okay?!
-BE KIND AND HELPFUL TO PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP, BECAUSE IT'S HELPFUL TO HELP PEOPLE WHEN PEOPLE NEED HELP!
-JOIN AND GET INVOLVED IN DA CLUBS!
-UPDATE REGULARILY!
-MEET NEW PEOPLE! DON'T BE A ROBOT! COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PEEPS!
-DON'T BREAK THE RULES! THEY'RE THERE FOR A REASON! (I'm such a hypocrite...)
-PUT TIME AND THOUGHT INTO YOUR WRITING! AIM TO MAKE EVERY CHAPTER YOUR BEST!
-BUFF UP YOUR VOCABULARY A BIT!
-CONSTRUCT PARAGRAPHS IN YOUR CHAPTERS! MAKE IT NEAT AND EASY TO READ!
-FIND A GOOD COVER MAKER!
-MOST IMPORTANTLY, WATTPAD ISN'T JUST FOR WRITING! IT'S A SOCIAL NETWORK SITE, TOO! SO ENJOY IT, MEET PEOPLE, MAKE THE MOST OF THE WATTPAD EXPERIENCE! SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE:
HAVE FUN!
That is all, Wattpadians, er, I mean, Earthlings! For the final time, Judanuntuthutanun out!
Live long and prosper, Earthlings!
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