valeriaaries: when everyone else ditches last minute and you're stuck with this idiot 🍾
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user1: OMG ARE THEY ON A DATE?!$?!
user2: nah user1 i think she's with the cast on a night out
user1: user2 let me live
anniewalsh: can't believe you ditched me for him 😢
anniewalsh: but then again, i'd ditch me too so i could hang out with tom hiddleston
user3: relatable as always annie
user4: where the fuck did they get a cheese platter?
user5: when tom fucking hiddleston asks for a fucking cheese platter, you give him a fucking cheese platter user4
valeriaaries: anniewalsh oh sh, i'll see you soon so
twhiddleston: valeriaaries you left me alone to post this?
valeriaaries: twhiddleston yes, yes i did
user6: mom you left dad alone in an environment he doesn't understand
twhiddleston: rude
valeriaaries: so clingy and needy
user7: mom, dad, stop fighting it's scaring the kids
anniewalsh: #taleria
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twhiddleston: "shh tom, go on and drink your biscuits and eat your tea like a good little brit you are." - valeria aries 2017
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user1: drunk val is the best val
taikawaititi: this is why we don't let victoria do anything
user2: awe they look like they had a great time on their date
user2: i mean platonic night out together*
chrishemsworth: gee, we missed a lot didn't we?
twhiddleston: chrishemsworth indeed
user3: val looks so happy awe
user4: they are posting about each other #itshappening #taleriaisrising
valeriaaries: if i wasn't so hungover i would slap you with a pineapple twhiddleston
user5: just a pineapple?
twhiddleston: i told you not to drink a lot and you hit me every time i tried to take a drink away from you valeriaaries
user6: translation^: drunk val scares the shit out of me
valeriaaries: twhiddleston try harder next time buddy
user7: my parents are so cute awe
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I'm afraid I'm boring y'all with how slow this story is progressing ahhh
YOU ARE READING
✓ | LOVE DRUNK ↺ TOM HIDDLESTON
Fanfiction[ C O M P L E T E D ] ❝ SO I WENT INTO TOM HIDDLESTON'S UBER. AND I WAS DRUNK. VERY. ❞ ☆☆☆ [ TOM HIDDLESTON SOCIAL MEDIA & REAL LIFE FIC ] [ STARTS AS THOR: RAGNAROK IS FILMING ] ( cover made by @goodhYOUman )