Valeria:
What would you rather eat a spider or a worm?
Tom:
This question worries me
Not to mention it's nearing 2 in the morning and your asking me stuff like this
Valeria:
Just answer it
Tom:
Hmmm...
Probably the worm, I'd probably be like a noodle anyway
Valeria:
Then would you have a whole bowl of worms?
Tom:
Why are you asking me these questions, Val?
Are you drunk again?
Valeria:
HA!
No
Just mildly bored and I can't seem to fall asleep
Tom:
Weeell, what if we played a game of would you rather then? Until you fall asleep and all
Valeria:
That sounds promising
Ask away Thomas
Tom:
Let me think....
Would you rather bathe in jelly or pudding?
Valeria:
Jelly for the win!
Would you rather have one eye like a full on cyclops or have two noses?
Tom:
I'd like to try having one eye, now that would be interesting
Would you rather live in Narnia or go to school at Hogwarts?
Valeria:
You can't possibly make me decide! You're truly evil!
Tom:
Sorry Val, but I guess you do
Its the rules for the game
Valeria:
I guess I'd live in Narnia so when the kings and queens die off Fiona and I could rule
Tom:
That honestly sounded like such a Loki answer
Valeria:
Plot twist: I am Loki
Tom:
That doesn't make sense but...
Okay
You really need to get some sleep Valeria
Valeria:
I hate how you're right
I think it's time I call it a night aha
Tom:
Good choice
Valeria:
Nighty night Tom 🌙
Tom:
Goodnight Val
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