That_Beauty_Belle: yo, Rumple!
Rump_is_the_name: god damn it, are you guys really still hung up on that?
That_Beauty_Belle: wha?
Rump_is_the_name: alright let's see. 'Ay, yo ma! We still doin' this shit?'
That_Beauty_Belle: fo' sheezy, Rizzle.
Rump_is_the_name: /.-
Rump_is_the_name has logged out.
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xxTheSwanQueensSonxx: ay ma, where you at?!
xxSwanPrincessxx: damn, Henry, check yourself before you wreck yourself.
xxEvilRegalxx: listen to the boss lady, H.
xxTheSwanQueensSonxx: @xxEvilRegalxx. a b conversation, c your way out of it before d jumps over e and fs you up like a g.
xxQueenofHeartsxx: OH SHIT!!!
xxEvilRegalxx: HENRY CHRISTOPHER MILLS!!!!! YOU GET YOUR ASS OFF THAT BIKE AND GET BACK HOME!!!!!!
xxTheSwanQueensSonxx: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN'!!!
xxSwanPrincessxx: guess he really is "Ridin' Dirty".
xxEvilRegalxx: g damnit Emma!!! Now is not the time for puns!!!
xxQueenofHeartsxx: it seemed kinda punny though....
xxEvilRegalxx: t(-.-t)
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ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: mother we need to talk.
xxQueenofHeartsxx: I SWEAR I DIDNT SLEEP WITH THE RED QUEEN!!
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: wait, what?
xxQueenofHeartsxx: huh?
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: never mind that. But I need your help.
xxQueenofHeartsxx: with what?
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: well, you see.... There's this... friend of mine who really likes this girl, but the thing is, she doesn't know how to tell her or how the girl will react given that they had a tough past.
xxQueenofHeartsxx: so, did they bang?
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: no, nothing like that. They didn't even date.
xxQueenofHeartsxx: check with your sister on that one, k?
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: ok. Thanks.
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RandomWhen Regina gets Emma's number as well as other citizens of Storybrooke, what will their messages look like?
