A/N: so, is anybody else wondering who Zelena could have a crush on? We may or may not find out in this log.
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Sisterly Advice
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: Regina?
xxEvilRegalxx: yes?
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: listen, I was wondering if I could have some help?
xxEvilRegalxx: help? With what?
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: well, you see... there is this woman that I may or may not like, and I was wondering if you had any ideas I could possibly use to askherout.
xxEvilRegalxx: aww, my older sis needs my help? Great, I'll be more than happy to help you.
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: wait, so what should I do?
xxEvilRegalxx: just be yourself.
xxEvilRegalxx has logged out.
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: well, I'm screwed....
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ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: hello, is this who I think it is?
GlindaTheGood: Zelena?
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: yeah, how've you been?
GlindaTheGood: I've been doing well. These new lands are a bit strange though.
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: you get used to them, eventually.
GlindaTheGood: well, if I ever feel lost, I'll look for you.
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: please do, and if you ever want to hang out, just call me. :)
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ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: so, I got the persons number, mother.
xxQueenofHeartsxx: that's my girl!
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: how should I ask her out?
xxQueenofHeartsxx: I don't know, ask your sister.
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: she really wasn't any help.
xxEvilRegalxx: so much for my 'sisterly advice'.
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: sorry, only speaking the truth. \(•.•)/
xxEvilRegalxx: woah, how'd you do that?
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: I don't know, I just went.... Boop beep boop. And then, I had the face....
xxEvilRegalxx: oh... Cool.
xxQueenofHeartsxx: alright ladies, we need to devise a plan into getting the person with Zelena. Regina?
xxEvilRegalxx: yes, mother?
xxQueenofHeartsxx: do you think you can get Pongo to chase her down the street?
xxEvilRegalxx: course, mother.
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: wait, she won't get hurt will she?
xxQueenofHeartsxx: no, don't worry.
xxEvilRegalxx: I can assure you, I won't let Pongo cause her any harm.
xxQueenofHeartsxx: damn.
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: what's wrong mother?
xxQueenofHeartsxx: it's just, the two of my daughters are finding themselves girlfriends, and here I am.... Single, and hating every second of it.
xxEvilRegalxx: you don't have anyone?
xxQueenofHeartsxx: nope. Damn, I need to get laid.
xxEvilRegalxx: EW!! Mother!!!!
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: what'll happen if I place this device into water?
xxEvilRegalxx: it won't work anymore, and it'll be fried.
xxQueenofHeartsxx: why do you ask?
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen: no reason...
ItsNotEasyBeingGreen has logged off.
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SwanQueen Texts
RandomWhen Regina gets Emma's number as well as other citizens of Storybrooke, what will their messages look like?
