Karma Akabane x Reader Oneshots

Karma x Reader - Anime Baes

Y/n's POV

Karma and I were spending the Saturday together like usual. We were watching Fairy Tail. He wants to watch One Piece though.

We were watching Dragon Cry. I was fangirling because of the NaLu and their new powers. He decided to interrupt.

"Come on, Y/n. Let's watch One Piece~~" He yawned and whined irritating me. I decided to pause it and deal with him because he was doing this since the beginning of the movie.

I like One Piece but I love Fairy Tail.

"No."

"I don't see why you like Fairy Tail better. Luffy's clearly much more awesome than Natsu." I huffed. (and puffed and blew the house down hahaha. Sorry for my crappy jokes 😩)

"Whatt?? No! Clearly Luffy is denser than Natsu. Natsu's also more serious than Luffy during a battle." I know that Luffy was definitely serious during battles but Karma clearly pissed me off.

"What did you say?! Luffy's haki is awesome as hell, Y/n." It's true though, especially at that time when they met up at Sabody Archipelago after the 2-year time skip but of course I wouldn't let myself lose in this.

"Natsu's Dragon Slayer Secret Art is cooler but of course personally I would love to have Gray." I'm changing the subject. I'm gonna blow if he insults Fairy Tail more.

"Eh? GrUvia is cannon already. You don't have a chance." I slumped back into bed.

"Don't remind meee. Sting's still there anyways." I smiled remembering the hot blonde dragon slayer.

"He has Yukino, Y/n." Hmph. What is with this guy.

"I'll take Sabo then." Oh another blonde. Haha.

"Why'd you crossed over to One Piece? Sabo's got Koala. I'm also pretty sure you still aren't that far in One Piece." One Piece is too long for me and the internet is crappy. I also want to watch shounen than read them.

"Karma, there are spoilers everywhere." There are but I think I see them because I read too much Fanfics.

"You sure about that? I think you read to many Fanfics." What? Is he snooping around my phone?? "Don't tell me what to do. I'll be having Ace if Sabo's not available." Aw. Cute freckled guy.

"He's dead, Y/n." I suddenly start to tear up as I remember the scene.

"Wahhh. Karmaaa. Don't make me remember." I slowly sobbed.

"I'll be having Law. I don't think you have anything against him." Hehe. The Surgeon of Death. He has a horrible past though. I'm still not that far but again, Fanfics.

"His arm was cut off." Way too ruin everything Karma.

"He stitched it back." Yea he's a doctor, after all, he could handle it.

"Would you want your lover calling you Y/n-ya with a stoic face?" Yeah somehow Y/n-ya would be cringy but I could put up with it.

"A little bit weird but could also be cute. I still have Yuuzan Yoshida anyways." That sweets-loving guy is just perfection.

"Wow. Crossed over to Shoujo Anime's this time."

"Don't care. Yuuzan's too hot. His being should be banned."

"He's someone who would become deceitful and do anything for sweets Y/n." Ha! Said the guy who controls people to get his fun.

"Hey! Stop insulting my baes. I still have Kaoru and Hikaru. I love those twins!" Yeyy! I love Ouran!

"Haruhi." Oh, cm' on. He's blocking all of them!

"No. She's for Tamaki. I also have Kyoya." Love that guy.

"Still. It's a harem. They all like Haruhi." Really?!! What will he accomplish after doing this?? I still love Ouran though.

"Hate You. I'll be taking Igarashi then." I'd prefer Usui but I love Misaki and Usui together!

"He has a fiancee."

"Who he doesn't like." I continued his sentence.

"But they're already arranged to be married." I'm not a dimwit to not to know what fiancee means.

"I still have hope." I smiled.

"This is really stupid, Y/n. You can't have anyone because they're not real." Huhu. I hate this sentence. I hear it every time.

"Don't crush my dreams. Karma!! Anime guys are the only perfect guys for me!"

"Don't worry even though you can't have them. You still got me and I'm impeccable." What a bastard.

"Tch. I'd picked Shu Sakamaki over you anytime Karma."

"Eh? Isn't he a sadistic bastard? He'll just think of you as a blood bank. He's also always sleeping."

"Karma, make sure to look at the mirror first before judging anyone, especially in the sadistic and bastard category."

"All I would see in the mirror is hotness." He probably looks at the mirror from a different angle.

"Subaru Sakamaki?"

"Too violent, punches the wall." What? Too violent?? He should really take a look at himself.

"Karma... can you remind yourself the reason why you were sent in Class-E?"

"They didn't like me so they put me there." This guy!!

"May I remind you that you got sent to Class-E and got suspended because you sent someone in the hospital! Also for f*ck's sake, you go around alleys to pick a fight."

"That was for a good cause." I sighed as I thought for more baes.

"Hmm... Sousuke Yamazaki?"

"Broken Shoulder." Did he really watch Free? It's somehow hmmm... but then he even watches shoujo.

"Noo!! Stop talking Karma! Huhu"

"Heh. I'll make sure you reconsider every little thing in anything or anyone before you pick them over me."

"I hate you." I glared at him.

"Love you too." He smiled teasingly.

~~~~~Extended ending~~~~~

"Oh I forgot about Levi."

"You wouldn't like to live in a world full of titans and your lover's life at risk every day."

"He's still hot."

"I'm hotter Y/n." Wow. He's a damned egoistic bastard.

"Tch. I'll let you pass this time." I blushed.

"Oh how cute. You became a Tsun." He smirked.

Damn him!!

a/n: Haha! I'm sorry if you don't know some. I personally second Shuu Sakamaki after Karma. ♡♡