losers' club. 〚hcs〛

Superbowl Night™

- mkaymkaymkay so Bev calls them all like two hrs before the game starts 

- 'you better get your a s s over here or i will run you over with a galaxy-coloured truck five times' 

- no chances were taken 

- Bill gets there late 

- Stan has 2 protect him from a raging Bev 

- 'it was only six minutes late!' 

- every1 brought junk food 

- our manz Richard literally brought f o u r buckets of the s a m e type of ice-cream 

- Bev cant fit that in her freezer you f u c k e r 

- Eddie, Bev, & Mike are the only ones who actually l i k e football 

- no one else knows a s h i t abt whats happening 

- Eddie&Bev are on the same team 

- whenever their^ team gets a touchdown they literally j u m p the f u c k off of the couch and do some mf chicken dance 

- R i c h i e  i s  j e a l o u s ™ 

- Mike s c r e a m s 'hallelujah' whenever his team scores and makes Stan dance w him 

- [Eddie and Bev sulk on the couch] 

- Richie thinks its f u c k i n g  a d o r a b l e when Eds gets mad 

- so he just pulls him into his side and cuddles w him 

- the other Losers think it's s o  p u r e  l i k e  w t f 

- p o p c o r n  f i g h t  b i t c h e s  

- Bill catches them i n  h i s  m o u t h 

- no one else can 

- the floor is covered w kernels 

- if they see an actor/ess they know on an ad they will fuckin s c r e a m 

- Eddie gets j e a l o u s when Richard says one of the actor/esses is hot 

- Ben points this out e v e r y  t i m e 

- Richie gets this smug look on his face and kisses the telly 

- Eddie gets up and drags him over to the couch and starts kissing him like fuckin crazy 

- Richie's getting a l l  b l u s h y 

- 'get a fucking r o o m you guys!' 

- 'i don't give a fuck but get out of the way of the TV!' 

- Mike's team wins 

- poor Stan is being thrown around like crazy 

- 'that's twenty bucks from both of you, Bev 'n Eddie!' 

- 'fuck you, Mike' 

- Richie has to calm Eds down and Ben has 2 calm Bev down 

- their stomachs are b u r s t i n g 

- you would not believe how many wrappers were on the floor 

- yet they don't even bother to clean up 

- they play boardgames like c r a z y 

- 'stop w-winning, Richard!' 

- 'its not my fault I'm better at the game than you are, Billiam' 

- then they played Uno 

- vv bad idea 

- Eddie d o m i n a t e d  t h e m  a l l 

- he is so fuckin good 

- 'EDDIE WHAT THE FUCK! THATS THE FOURTH TIME YOUVE WON! AND WEVE ONLY PLAYED FOUR TIMES!' 

- 'oops?' 

- he eventually lets Ben win 

- its 1am and they decide to gO tO sLeEp 

- Reddie, sleeps on the couch, Benverly sleeps in the la-z, Stenbrough sleeps on a pull-out mattress, and 7th wheel Mike sleeps on the f u c k i n g  f l o o r 

- he wanted to 'ship watch' 

- well that worked 

- he got to watch them all cuddle 

- great