:) Bev, Amazon "Echo" Alexa (:
[I had this idea at 1:47 AM
god help me. + you'll
understand this concept
once you read it so don't stop now]
[ - this is obviously modern soo yeah ]
- mk so the Losers always have contests during Christmas time
- whoever gives anyone the most expensive/best present gets like $150
- Mike won this time
- he got Bev one of those Alexa things that talk to you
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- you've prolly seen an ad for it 'round somewhere
- it was kind of a joke at 1st b/c Mike programmed it to call Bev 'that Molly motherf**king Ringwald girl with red hair'
- she ended up buying this book called '933 funniest things to ask Alexa'
[ - that's actually a real thing tf ]
- so Bev is just rlly stupid with her
- like she does simon says things w her
- ' hey alexa! simon says im a mole rat! '
- ' i am a mole rat '
- ' Seeya later, alligator '
- ' in a while, crocodile '
- ' yes! '
- ' alexa, do you want to build a snowman? '
- ' come on let us go and play '
- ' awwww '
- once Stan was over at hers and he was in the bathroom
- and he just hears Bev talking to this voice downstairs
- ' BEVERLY WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS IN THIS HOUSE?! '
- ' ITS JUST ALEXA, STANLEY! '
- story time
- okay so Ben and Bev are having a sleepover
- Bev brings Alexa to Ben's house
- so when theyre supposed to be sleeping Bev plugs in a microphone to Alexa
- then she puts her in Ben's room
[ - i just made that up so i don't think u can rlly do it ]
- so she goes into her room and says through the microphone,
- ' Alexa, play West Coast by Coconut Records in 100% volume '
- then she unplugs the microphone and skrt skrts to the other side of the house
- that song is fucking b l a s t i n g
- shes dying of laughter
[ - p o o r b e n ]
- so Bev's singing along from the other side of the house
- she can hear it perfectly
- and then,,,,,
- ' BEVERLY MARSH WHAT THE MOTHURFUCKING FUCK!!! '
- so Ben storms out of his room like a Bad Bitch™ carrying Alexa
- the music is playing and Ben has earmuffs on
- he t h r o w s Alexa at Bev
[ - l u c k y she caught it ]
- and he just looks @ her w/ a pouty face and goes back to his room
[ - moral of the story : never trust Beverly with electronics, kids ]
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