losers' club. 〚hcs〛

Singing™ Reddie

:) Singing; Reddie (: 
I love and appreciate and care about and love 
every single one of my IBF's and followers like
even if we just talk in the comments everyone
is just so fuckin sweet and i almost shit myself 
because everyone is so nice to me and it feels
amazing to be appreciated so yeah i hope you
have an amazing day and i love you i love you
i love you i love you i love you i love you i love 
you i love you i love you i love you i love you i 
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love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. 

- mk so we all know that Eddie is s u p e r  s o f t   

- like softness is his super power 

[ - or that's how i imagine him ] 

- and thy softness quadruplifies around his gorgeous boyfriend 

- but he's also r l l y  s h y 

- like he has a lot of hidden talents that Richie n e v e r knew about 

- like he didn't realise that Eddie was the f u ck i n g  b o m b at baseball until he saw him and Bill practicing once 

- ' RICHIE! YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT! ' 

- ' the fact that you can play baseball just makes you ten times fucking hotter ' 

- ' luh-leave us alone, t-Tozier ' 

- and the time that Richie found out that Eddie painted like Pablo Pi-fucking-casso 

- he was going to Eddie's house at like twelve in the morning 

- and before he knocked on the window he realised that light was on 

- so he looked and he saw Eddie painting a landscape 

- i t  w a s  a m a z i n g 

- anyway 

- so one day Richie was over @ Eddie's house 

- they didn't plan it so when Richie came over Eddie was in the shower 

[ - lets say he has a bathroom in his room ] 

- so Richie's reading some comics and he hears singing 

- at first he had to strain to hear it 

- but then he realised it was Eddie's voice 

- he was singing ' I Was Born to Love You ' by Freddie Mercury (Queen) 

- and it was the most beautiful sound Richie has ever heard in his whole life 

- Eddie sang the song twice over before getting out 

- when he saw Richie on his bed he j u m p e d 

- ' RICHIE! WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOINGINMYROOM! ' 

- ' i just came to visit, spaghetti ' 

- ' d-did you hear anything? ' 

- ' i heard your moaning when you jacked yourself off to me ' 

- ' jesus Christ ' 

- ' well, if youre asking for the truth i heard you sing ' 

- so Eddie freezes 

- he's literally thinking, 

- fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckficfcfucfucfjcufjcufkxukcufkcufkcucj

 - ' oh my god, im so sorry you had to hear that, im a terrible singer, i suck at it, im sorry i had to break your eardrums, you should've called me, i bet you think im so girly now, that song is sappy - ' 

- ' calm down, Eds! it was the most fucking striking voice that ive ever heard! ' 

- ' wait, seriously? ' 

- so the next day everyone was @ the quarry 

- and Richie made sure to brag 

- ' YO BITCHESS, MY BOYFRIEND IS THE MOST AMAZING SINGER THAT YOUVE EV'R HEARD! MOVE OUTTA THE WAY MARIAH CARRIE, AND YOU TOO ELTON JOHN, MAKE WAY FOR EDDIE-FUCKIN-SPAGHETTI! ' 

- ' shut up Richie! ' 

- so Eddie slaps Richie in the face but its too l8 

- all of the Losers heard us 

- ' suh-sing for us, Eddie! ' 

- ' yeah, cmon! ' 

- and Eddie is super fookin' scared like what if no one likes his singing? 

- ' sing us "life is a highway"! ' 

- ' come one, Eddie, you can do it! we'll sing with you! ' 

- ' umm.. okay, i will ' 

- so everyone sang Life Is a Highway together 

[ - the other Losers were quieter so they could hear Eddie ] 

- when the song was done everyone went to hug him 

- ' Richie was ruh-right, that was the b-buh-best singing that ive eh-ver heard! ' 

- Eddie was b l u s h i n g  l i k e  m a d

- ' it wasn't that good '

- so now Eddie sings for Richie a l l  t h e  t i m e

- like when Richie comes to him crying in the middle of the night

- Eddie'll let him pick a song

[ - cuz lets face it, Eddie knows a l l songs ]

- and he sings it to Richie

- which makes him all happy n bubbly 

- or when his boyfriend is super frustrated when he's studying

- Eddie will sing a calming song to him instead of turning on the radio

[ - which helps Richie a  l o t ]

- and w o w

- Richie loves his Eds