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Living Space™ The Losers

:) The Losers Club; Shared Living Space (: 

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- so basically once everyone's outta college thet all moved to New York together 

- the Losers just brought their suitcases w no plan whatsoever of where they were going to stay 

- well,,, 

- our dad Mike bought a hugeass three story house for them to all share without anyone's consent or ideas 

[ - he got a good job so he had all that money honey ] 

- they all thanked him like five million times

- but Mike was just happy that everyone else was happy cuz he's a bean 

- a n y w a y s 

- when they got to the place, Richie was stupid enough to forget what the word 'house' was 

- like he was going to say it but he forgot the word to describe a three story building that people lived in 

- so, he called it the 'Losers Living Space' 

-̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶'̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶T̶h̶r̶e̶e̶s̶o̶m̶e̶'̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶f̶l̶o̶o̶r̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶c̶c̶o̶r̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶R̶i̶c̶h̶i̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶f̶l̶o̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶̶

- the name stuck 

- mk blueprints 

- the first floor was the main floor 

- it had the kitchen, the living room, a bathroom, and Ben's special-requested reading room 

- the second floor had three bedrooms and another bathroom, along with a mezzanine 

- the third floor had a bedroom, bathroom, and a pet room/work room for Ben's hamster + Stan's parrot & for Eddie's paperwork stuff from his job 

- Bev had a doggo but he lived in the backyard/porch/around the house 

- the stairs were those fancy glass ones where there are no rails or anything to hold onto so you had to have really good balance or else youd fall and die 

- mk so 

- Stan is the chef 

- honestly if anyone else in that house tried to cook they'd burn it down 

- so he always made the food 

[ - once he was really tired so he let Bev try and make pancakes from scratch from the batter and everything and she ended up somehow forgetting the flour and let's just say that was a mess ] 

[ - another time Bill wanted to make lasagna as a surprise for Stan's bday and soon after that they went shopping for a new oven ] 

- ' WHY DONT YOU GUYS TRY MICROWAVING ONCE IN A WHILE?!? IM SURE IT WWOULD BE MUCH, MUCH SAFER!! ' 

- Eddie and Ben are the cleaners 

- honestly they need their own separate garage for all the cleaning supplies that they have 

- so one day Mike wasn't feeling so g00d and threw up on those glass stairs with no rails 

- Eddie legit almost screamed at him 

[ - Mike teased Eddie later for caring more about the stairs then his wellbeing, which i wouldn't doubt ] 

- Richie is the animal caretaker basically 

- despite his stupid, obnoxious outer layer, he's pretty fuckin soft, and that comes out when hes around animals [ and Eddie ] 

- the thing is,,,, 

- Stan's parrot h8s him 

- and tbh Richie is kinda scared of the parrot 

- so one day he goes in and the parrot [ who's name is Eyeball, courtesy of Nyah_Fanfic ] just turns his head around really slowly like in one of those horror movies with his eyes really wide 

 - and Richie is t e r r i f i e d 

- so he walks over real sl0w and opens the cage real sl0w 

- and Eyeball just scr e e ches and flies out onto his face and starts attaccing him 

- so Richie screams and Eddie comes running 

- ' WHATTHEFUCK?? ' 

- so Eddie lures the bird away with food and talks to it about not harassing stupid young men 

- ' got it, Eyeball? ' 

- alrighty 

- Mike and Bev are the grocery shoppers 

- they check the fridge every day because they dont rlly want to die anytime soon 

- story time 

- so one day they went to the grocery store with Bev's dog [ who's name is Cat ] and the dog got off the leash 

- so Mike and Bev split up and eventually lost Cat 

- then they came back together to join forces and found Cat on the very top shelf of the baby stuff aisle 

- they had to call some dude to get a ladder 

[ - no one knew how Cat got up there but oh well ] 

- lastly,,, Bill is the laundry/dishes person 

- sounds boring but,,, 

- once he was drunk and he used food colouring instead of laundry detergent to 'wash' the Losers' clothes and they all came out of the drier bright pink 

- another time he was drunk he used food colouring instead of soap to wash the dishes 

- they were stained brown 

- + he often breaks dishes 

- they all share other little chores though 

- like once Bev was drunk [ they get drunk a lot oops ] and she took out the garbage 

- but she actually put it in the middle of the road 

- the neighbors had many complaints 

- another time, Ben's hamster [ Mug Cup ] escaped his cage and was found inside of a cereal box 

- that happened because Richie was going to get some of those 'yummy delicious daddy-o cheeri-os' and he opened the box to have a hamster fly onto his face 

[ - the animals had a tenancy to fly onto his face, or in Cat's instance, poop on his pillow and run away ] 

- alrighty 

- so Bev and Mike share a room [ as friends ] 

- Bill and Ben share a room [ as friends ] 

- Stan doesn't like room-sharing so he sleeps on the couch on the mezzanine 

- that's all on the second floor 

- Richie and Eddie use the small bedroom on the third floor 

- because Richie takes care of the pets + Eddie's work room is on that floor 

- but its bad for the rest of the Losers because whenever they "do it" everyone else can hear them because,,,, well,,, 

- Richie's a bit loud 

- welp, their lives are p fun