losers' club. 〚hcs〛

Mall™ Crossover

:) ST x IT Characters Crossover; The Mall (: 

[ a double update?? who is she?? requested 
by clearskiies-, hope you like it! btw,,, ive 
gotten tired of capitalising everything so im 
joining the aesthetic bitches group and do-
ing all lowercase *finger guns* ] 

- so one day jane called them all over to her house 

- hopper was suspitches because most of them were boys 

- ' dont worry dad, theyre all gay ' 

- ' oh, okay. have fun ' 

- b u t 

- ' wait! you cant go without steve! ' 

- everyone groans 

- ' surprise bitches its your mother ' 

- off their asses went 

- mike h drove the first car and max drove the other one 

- car one : mike h, stan, jane, bev, ben, lucas, bill 

- car two : max, richie, eddie, mike w, dustin, will, steve 

- ' maybe i should drive? I've had enough experience with your driving, max- ' 

- ' shut up, steve, just because you're here doesn't mean youre the boss ' 

- ' OOOOHHHH!!!! ' 

- car time 

[ car one ]

- so mike h was driving and stan was shotgun 

- jane and bill were in the middle 

- bev ben and lucas were in the back 

- stan was controlling the radio so he put on classical music and everyone started screeching at him 

- ' THE FUCK IS THIS?? WERE YOU BORN IN HELL, STANLEY?? ' 

- ' TURN IT OFF! '  

- ' damn, alright, if you say so ' 

- so he put on heavy heavy metal 

- ' GODDAMNIT PUT ON SOMETHING GOOD ' 

- so jane and bill were playing rock paper scissors 

- stan and mike h were holding hands 

[ - mike can drive w one hand ] 

- ben and bev were bothering lucas about how he wasn't dating dustin yet  

- ' you two would literally be the cutest thing ever,, get the fuck on with it ' 

- ' but i cant! what if he doesn't like me??  ' 

- ' have you seen his heart eyes?? he definitely wants your dick in his- ' 

- ' FUCK OFF BEVERLY ' 

[ car two ] 

- max is driving and dustin is next to her 

- will and mike are in the middle 

- steve is in the back and makes sure he sits in between richie and eddie 

- ' this isn't fucking fair! mike and will are dating and you don't sit between them ' 

- ' yes, well, theyre much less likely to fuck in the car, aren't they? ' 

- ' SUCK IT, TOZIER '