losers' club. 〚hcs〛

Road Trip™ The Losers

:) The Losers Club; Road Trip (: 
[ Requested by: MotherPotato011,
thanks for the idea! Also, could you
guys comment ideas for a Bill or B-
en HC? Those are the only two Los-
ers that I haven't done individually,
but I don't know what to do for them!
Anything will be taken into thought +
ty for all the support <3
P.S yall are getting 2 Reddie HCs after
this so bepatient, fools. (im doing that
to make up for the second Reddie Bra-
ces thingbc everyone screeched @ me 
for notmaking Richie kiss Eddie on the 
lips &&now I feel so bad and I have to 
make it up to everyone, im rlly sorry ) 
P.S.S TYSM FOR 3K READS HERE AND 2K
ON LETTERS! ]
  

- just because i want to Mike is the first Loser to get a car 

- well,,,  

- it's not really a car 

- more like some hugeass eight seater van 

- when he got it everyone f r e a k e d  t h e  f u c k  o u t 

- it looked a m a z i n g 

- it was huge and spacious and c l e a n 

- so not even a month after Mike got it Bev planned a road trip 

- ' wh-where the fuh-fuck would we guh-go? ' 

- ' don't worry, Billy boy, ive got it all figured out ' 

- she apparently d i d  n o t , but that explanation is for l8r 

- it was a two day long trip 

- no one told their parents 

- instead, they all just packed the fuck up 

- Mike drove around on the due day to pick everyone out 

- Richie and Eddie were the only ones left, and, obviously Richie is at Eddie's house 

- they were making out on the f u c k i n g  b e d and their cases weren't packed 

- ' what the fuck you guys! gross! get your asses off of each other and throw some damn clothes in your bags! ' 

- ' jesus fuck, i cant appreciate my boyfriend for a single minute, can i? ' 

- ' not by letting him stick his tongue down your throat directly in front of us, no ' 

- once a disgruntled Richie and an embarrassed times 3456787654345678 Eddie finally packed, they skrt skrted outta Derry 

- ' BYE FUCKERS! ' 

- ' RICHARD ROLL UP THE GODDAMN WINDOW AND COME CUDDLE WITH ME! '  

- ' fuck, we're stuck with sappy Reddie ' 

- ' shut it, haystack! ' 

- the ride to wherever the hell they were going consisted of karaoke to many, many, many, many, many, m a n y songs 

-̶ ̶R̶i̶c̶h̶i̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶u̶x̶ ̶c̶o̶r̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶A̶C̶/̶D̶C̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶

- ' OOOOHHHH, WE'RE HALFWAY THEEERE, OOOHHH!! WE'RE LIVIN ON A PRAYER!!! TAKE MY HAND, AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEEEEAAAR, OOOHHH!! WE'RE LIVIN ON A PRAAYER!!!! ' 

- now, back to Bev 

- she literally had no idea what to do 

- none of the Losers knew how to read a map so they were all depending on Bev, who claimed to know how