losers' club. 〚hcs〛

Triple Date

:) Triple Date; Stanlon/Benverly/Reddie (: 
[ rip Bill lets say hes out sick ] 

- instead of going to a restaurant they all go to skyzone 

- so richie moves his ass real fast over to the arcade 

- eddie is arguing like ' fuck no im not doing no stupid arcade games ' 
[coughcoughcoguchwolfie394coughcxoguchgocugh] 

- richie pulls him over there anyways 

- bev n ben yeet over to the food bc y e s 

- stan and mike go to that big thing where u have ur own square and u just bounce all over the place 

- so meanwhileeee 

- eddie actually got competitive so now him n richie are like racing to see who would win in this Jurassic world game 

- basically you had to kill annoying dinosaurs and trap the t-rex/triceratops 

- eddie was fuckin d o m i n a t i n g so richie pushed him out of the thing where they were sitting and won 

- ' YOU FUCKER I SWARE TO GOD I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH ' 

- so richie y e e t s the fuck outta there 

- soon eddie is chasing him round skyzone 

[ - eddie is as fast as usain l. fucking bolt and if you don't agree then i'll fight you go away ] 

- because of this eddie catches up real quick bc richies slow ass wants to jog 

- so eddie tackles him to the ground and they literally have to sit in the lobby for a few minutes bc some guy came over and told them that they were 'endangering the little kids' 

-̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶b̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ 

- anyways 

- stan n mike are over at the bouncy thing 

- theyre having the times of their l i v e s 

- theyre just jumping in all different positions 

- stan accidentally almost did the splits and mike almost threw up bc of how hard he was listening 

- welp karma bitch 

- mike was trying to run to stans square 

[ - stan had moved away bc he was trying to be fake mad ] 

- and w every step he took he was bouncing 

- so he fell flat on his face 

- stan couldn't breathe sksksk 

- mk 

- so bev n ben are literally h o g g i n g the food 

- all the little kids are just standing there waiting 

- and their faces are like,,, 

- ' w t f ' 

- but do ben and bev give a shit? n o 

- together, 

- they had 7 icees 

- 5 bags of popcorn 

- 9 dip n dots 

- then they were shoved out of the way by the cashier 

- they all get kicked out, eventually 

im gonna blow my motherfucking head off if s3 makes Will straight. 
the Duffers promised someone homosexual and Will is so obviously
gay it makes me mad to think of him w a girl. 
and that person he danced w at the snowball is in Atlanta for filming
so istg that better not be a ship. 
either she can be lesbian and the two can have some happy gay day 
party or theyre just friends. but seriously,,,,, im super fucking worried 
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