:) Reddie; Jealous/Something (:
[ requested by the beautiful em aka my b.
this is really fucking funny and i love it so
anyone who reads this: IT WAS EM'S IDEA
SO YOUR EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED MK
ALSO I NEED A NAME FOR THIS CHAPTER
PLEASE HELP MY POOR SOUL ]
- here we go vroom vroom
- so the losers were having a sleepover at bev's
- [ we're going to pretend she lives with only her mom because al marsh is an unacceptable pedophile you get me? ]
- and of course bev is going to leap her ass out of her seat to embarrass any of them
- so
- ' i have an idea- lets talk about our crUshEs '
- everyone immediately gets uncomfortable
- except for ben because benverly is real and alive here thanks
- so ben goes first
- ' i don't think i need to answer that question,,, we know already '
- so they skipped bev too
- now its mike's turn and he's holding a pillow to his chest because he is a soft boy™ and doesn't want anyone to guess
- ' do i hAaAaAaAAAAave tooooo??? '
- ' at least describe the man, Michael '
- ' fine. hes really nice and really smart and ive known him for a really long time. uh, hes always there for me and hes fucking adorable and i love him so much. hes really pretty- but of course, id never tell him that '
- ' aaaAAaAAWwWWWw '
- bill is the only one who knows who mike likes so hes trying so hard to hold in his laugh and hes smiling so hard that his cheeks hurt
- ' i-itll be real wu-one day '
- ' shut up bill '
- now its eddie's turn
- literally everyone bar eddie know that richie has a crush on him so theyre all like,, leaning in because they need receipts in case he thinks he didn't say that later
- so no one knows who eddie likes,,, they just know hes gay
- hes a secretive man™
- he didn't want anyone to know anyway
- ' welp, i think blond guys are hOt '
- everyone is gAsPing
- and richie is just sitting over here with a very very very fake smile on his face and hes shooting daggers at stan,,, whose hair is kind of blond
- so bev starts laughing her ass off because she knows that hes joking
- bev's laugh is contagious so soon everyone except richie is laughing
- they cant b r e a t h e
- ' damn kaspbrak, do you want to fuck stan thAt badly? '
- eddie just shrugs at bill's question
- so ben is a sly master over here:
- ' you feeling alright over there, richie? you look kind of,,, you know,,, angry? '
- and ben sends richie a wink
- richie is just fucking done
- ' alright gotta go kids seeya at school '
- so its the next day and richie has missed literally all of his classes
- its finally lunch time and the losers are sitting at the normal table
- the cafeteria doors swing open but no one pays attention
- ' WHAT IN THE FUCKING NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS H CHRIST?? '
- they all turn around and in walks richie.
- with.
- god.
- damn.
- fucking.
- blond.
- hair.
- stan cannot fucking breathe
- he is leaning against eddie and is laughing so hard that hes banging his fists on the table and no sound comes out
- soon everyone has tears on their face from laughing
- so richie sits next to eddie, and says:
- ' hows my hair looking, spaghetti? am i hot now? '
- so eddie is just so disappointed he is literally smh-ing
- ' you hoe, that was a fucking joke. blond hair is at the bottom of my list- no offense stan, youre gorgeous '
- so richie is blushing so hard
- like his whole face is red
- ' my wig just flew to asia '
- so he grabbed the top of the blond hair and pulled it off
- turns out it was a wig what a coincidink
- and he ' yeeted ' it into the nearest trashcan
- ' that will end up in asia someday '
- now everybody's heading home
- eddie walks to his house
- richie rides his bike
- so richie catches up to eddie
- so he throws his bike on the side of the road and stops eddie
- ' before you say anything, eds, have this piece of true information: youre pretty fucking hot and i want to date you like i have a really gay crush on you and that's why i wore the wig but i didn't know that it was a joke so i feel really stupid but you probably don't like me anyway since im so stupid just please don't hate me for liking you because i know youre too perfect to like someone of my kind just can we still be friends? '
- richie took a deep breath
- eddie just giggled
- ' no. we cant be friends '
- so he grabs the collar of richie's shirt and kisses him
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