Dragonball x Reader (PERMANENT HIATUS)

Assassin Love Hit x Assassin! Reader

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Requested by: TeamJNPR22

WARNING: SLIGHTLY NSFW BUT NOT LEMON!!!!

Note: Hey guys! I am FINALLY posting a STORY! I'm feeling a little better but I'm still sick and my dad keeps refusing to bring me to the hospital and now my wrist is acting up so...UG LIFE!!! *dramatically throws head back* 

...that was a bad mistake. XP!

ANYWAYS this story was interesting to do cuz it's based on a song Assassin by John Mayer (I recommend you guys listen to the song it's actually really good. Basically, this song is about one night stands so that's why it warned that its slightly NSFW.

 There is no porn or lemon since I am 16 and in America, it is against the law for anyone under 18 to produce porn both in video and story so I'm not chancing it.

 It is also mentioned in my rules that I DO NOT DO LEMONS!!! 

I'll do one night stands kind of but I CANNOT DO LEMONS DUE TO LEGAL REASONS!!! 

So don't ask me too. 

Kapeesh? 

If you're actually reading this long enough I also recently got the first original Dragonball manga many calls the "bible" in the series. So far I've read up to Volume 3 (i'm a major bookworm so I finished in only a few hours) and so far it's been good despite the um... "hints" of adult jokes.

My dad who got me into the series in the first place looked through it grinning and I smacked him on the back of the head for not warning me about those scenes. I haven't seen the original Dragonball anime where Goku was a kid my dad had DBZ but not DB so I didn't expect the "pat-pat" or flashing.  

We have every volume and season of DBZ, DBZ Kai, GT, AND every one of the movies but apparently, we don't have the original from the way beginning. Idk I think we might have thrown it away or something whatever. 

ANYWAYS ENJOY!!!!!

It was the dead of night. 

Dark, quiet, and rainy, Hit loved these kinds of conditions. 

Not only because people were hardly ever out at this time but it provided perfect conditions to kill someone. The rain washes away the blood and evidence and there was hardly any suspects to see the crime happen. 

The rain tapped against him and slid down his trench coat, unable to affect him since his skin and clothes were waterproof. He finally arrived at his apartment and pulled out his keys to unlock the door. 

When he stepped inside he kept the resting-frown on his face as he took off his trench coat that was still dripping and hung it up on the coat hanger. He kept his boots on as he walked into the dark and supposedly empty living room. 

"What are you doing here?" Hit spat into the darkness. 

A few seconds later a figure appeared from the darkness, a woman dressed all in black with a hood up and a black ninja mask. 

She pulled down the mask revealing a playful smirk and pulled down her hood as well.

"Its been a while Hit." The woman said placing her hands on her hips.

Hit narrowed his eyes at her but said nothing.

"What no 'Greetings'? 'Hello?' 'Hey'? 'Would you like some tea'? 'I have a stick 20 feet deep up my ass-'"