Guess what? I'm back in the same situation in my first post here. I have an exam, it's damn late and I'm not even studying. Pour a little procrastination and an assignment due today and you get me, a disaster. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
MC: Where's Bob? I need him in my office.
Leo: You don't even have an office!
(Not-so)Lucky Chloe: This is just a garage with a desk!
Lili: I'm surprised you got all of us to fit here, nevertheless get those guys.
(Points to Goku wannabes)
MC: JUST GET HIM HERE GODDAMNIT!
Wei: I got it!
(Clears throat)
BOB RICHARDS IS SLOW AS FUC--
Bob: BULLCRAP I GOT THE VIDEOS TO PROVE THAT I AM THE NEW USAIN BOLT!
Lee: Found em.
MC: (grabs his hair) Ok, what kind of human gets so unhappy to the point where you can call them depressed when they lost so much weight?! If you were a contestant on The Biggest Loser you would win $250K damnit!
Bob: IT AFFECTS MY SPEEEESSSSSSDDDDDDDDD!
MC: THAT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY! (Pushes him to Kazuya)
Kazuya: The hell man?
MC: Ah! My next victim. (Grabs him by the neck) you DID fell from that cliff, right?
Kazuya: yea
MC: and you did hurt from it?
Kazuya: .
MC: THENHOWTHEHELLCANYOUSURVIVEWITHONLYONEMASSIVESCARONTHECHEEKAMITHEONLYHUMANWHOKNOWSTHATCANNOTWORK?!?!?!?!
Miguel: (chewing on chips) This is Tekken. (Chews more) You can't expect normal things.
Devil Jin: Like me.
MC: howthehelldidyouescapemyprisoncell
Jun: wut
MC:
I said this game's knowledge is killing my brain cells.
Lucky Chloe: SUGAR SPICE AND EVERERYYYTHHIBH NICE
Julia: Alisa, get rid of that weeb
Alisa: did you say weed?
Julia: No I said--
Alisa: (smashes King's head into a brick wall)
Bryan: He doesn't even smoke -.-
MC: I swear I'm the only human who is normal.
Armor King: Are you sure about that?
Craig: Think about what you said.
Raven: Be careful of what you say.
Anna: Oh please, honey.
Lars: (searches up on Google; "Is she even human?")
Ahahahahajajj
MC.exe has stopped computing.
Kazumi: you haven't upgraded to premium MC yet?
Heihachi: unfortunately, no.
Jin: Haven't decided yet.
Yo just a little thing but when I typed Kazumi it autocorrected to Kazuhiro ?? If that has something to do with anime, I'm sorry for not knowing because Ive only ever watch 7.
(Runs away)
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Tekken Shenanigans
HumorAll Tekken characters having fun or at least forcing the Mishimas to smile. Disclaimer: No Kazuyas were harmed doing the making of this bull crap. And also, none of these characters are mine, all belongs to Bandai Namco and their team. 2021: Lmao ju...
