In honor of Christmas, the season of giving and family, I decided to, um, hehe, trap some Tekken families in one room together (by blood, marriage, adoption, etc.) and idk see what they will do for 7 hours! Of course, the stars of the night are the Mishimas, Williams, Rocheforts, and the Kazamas!
Faint lil voice: what about jin tho? He's in two clans!
What about Jin? I would say he needs more lines like BigHit please do something about it!
(Facepalms geez I'm not even an Army lol I'm an Aroha and Carat)
But still, Demon Boy will be fine, it's my job to destroy him of course :)
So let's start with them Williams!
Anna & Nina: What.
MC: Bye bye my loves! (Slams door)
Both: NOOOOOO!
Nina: (pulls out a knife) get away from me you weirdo!
Anna: (pulls out gun) Try me, bitch!
(Both fight in the small room until Nina points her knife at Anna's neck and Anna aims her gun to Nina's chest)
Nina: I'm not going down without a fight!
Anna: Tell that to your son.
Nina: Says the woman trying to seduce a 40-year-old man!
Anna: There was never anything between us!
(MC-Author sits back as she watches from the CCTV cameras with other characters)
Alisa: Should I step in??
Lei: No, no.. They can handle this.
MC, eating some Honey Buddha Chips:
May the best sister win.
MC: (looks over to Eliza and Lili)
MC: Speaking of sisters...
MC: There's another room right next to the kitchen. Don't touch my macaroons.
(Lili looks over to a yawning Eliza who shrugged)
Eliza: Let'zzz goouo
Lili: (groans)
(The two sisters go to the other room as everyone else can only hear loud arguing and laughing at the same time)
MC: Yeah that sounds about right.
(Jin laughs)
Kazuya: I swear, your laugh is menacing.
Jin: Your FACE is menacing.
Lee: Excellent!
Jun: Guys, please stop fighting!!
Asuka: Sorry auntie, but boys will be devils.
Heihachi: Hehe, devils.. ruined my life..
Lee: (hugs Heihachi) I love you daddy!!
MC: (coughs) Lee stop you're making the viewers uncomfortable.
Lars: Do you even have any?
MC: lol this book was made out of procrastination, 2AM ideas and Satan knows what.
Asuka: What..?
Lars: shhhh
Heihachi: Hey! We didn't have much screen time today!
MC: duh since it's my friend's birthday you idiot you think I would trade my friend's special day for a day of good writing of this series??
Asuka: That's surprisingly nice of you.
MC: lol I'm the best friend. Anyway, I don't think I have much time now so I'm sorry but yeah I'll still update tomorrow so chaching lol
Bug out!
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HumorAll Tekken characters having fun or at least forcing the Mishimas to smile. Disclaimer: No Kazuyas were harmed doing the making of this bull crap. And also, none of these characters are mine, all belongs to Bandai Namco and their team. 2021: Lmao ju...
