IM BACK BITCCH (lasagna)

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Heyyyyyy
So i know its been like a darn long time but y'all... we need to do something...

(All the Tekken characters emerging from a little box under my bed with the label 'Things to burn' along with ham's letters and my will to update)

Nina: Kill some people?

Hwoarang: Listen and dance to iKON?

Forest Law: Run a restaurant?

Jin: End the Mishima family once and for all?

Alisa: come out of the closet?!

(Everyone looks)

Alisa: (blushes) d-don't look at me! (Throws head)

Lars: (viewing my phone) nah just promote some Swedish dude... hey! He's Swedish!!

Lei: Hey, why are there some Japanese flags here? (Holds up flag)

Lili: Those aren't Japanese flags, those are YouTube flags...

Xiayou: Aaaanddd those are Pewds'.

Bob: BRO ARMY!!!

Lucky Chloe: Bishu lasagniau!

Eddy: (slaps her)

Kazuya:... well... u know what this calls for..

HELL YEAH DEMON TARGARYEN!!!

(Plays bitch lasagna as everyone rocked with sunglasses and doing cringey dances)


FUUUUUKKK
soo hey •////•
Im like incredible bored and I looked at this account and SHIZZ memories flooded back and i couldnt help myself -.-
Also I COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE THAT ALTHOUGH I CONSIDER MYSELF LIKE THE YOUNGEST PERSON ON EARTH BEING WITH WAY YOUNGER FOLKS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE AN OUT OF TOUCH GRANDMA SHIZZ plus hi tar tar lolol suppose to be targaryen and anyone eho watches GOT knows that being a targaryen isn't something to be proud or disgusted of lol JK
#PewdsIsStillKing
#KhaleesiForIronThrone
#NoUpdateSyndrome

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