Color Guard/Band Stuff

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My version of "you know you're in color guard if..."

You know you're in color guard if...
You step in time with all of your music. Or your band/guard friends.
You're a really good multi tasker. (Smiling, looking up, doing routine, not killing anyone, etc.)
You toss anything you can get your hands on. (I was tossing a toy baton in a Michael's yesterday)
Putting on makeup on a wobbly bus is not much of a challenge.
You call bruises your battle scars.
You dance around your house.
You point your toes. All the time.
Your arms are very muscular. *insert flex*
You're scared of wind.
You count 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th instead of 13, 14, 15, 16.
You get mad when you're called a cheerleader. Or flag girls.
Getting hit in the head with a metal pole or a block of wood doesn't hurt anymore.
You wonder what the mythical "free Friday night" or "free Saturday" is.
You correct anyone who calls it "twirling" or "throwing".