Texts & Scenarios || Little Mix

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*Private conversation between Jesy & Jade*

Jesy: Can I ask you something?

Jade: I don't know, can you?

Jesy: Jade, I'm serious...

Jade: Aren't you always?

Jesy: ...

Jade: Sorry, babe. What did you want to ask?

Jesy: How do you commit murder and get away with it?

Jade: May I ask you why you're asking me this at two in the morning?

Jesy: Because I might've killed two people.

Jade: YOU DID WHAT?!

Jesy: I didn't mean to, I swear. It just happened. I...I snapped.

Jade: See! This is the reason why I wanted you to seek help for your anger issues.

Jesy: Can you just get over here and help me with the bodies?

Jade: Fine. Let me just call Leigh and Pez first.

Jesy: You know what, I think I'll just take care of it myself. Goodnight!

Jade: Uhm, who exactly did you kill?

Jade: Jesy?

Jade: Jessica?

Jade: Hello?

~~~

Leigh-Anne: It's past four in the morning and I'm eating pizza. Life's good.

Perrie: Aren't you supposed to be asleep?

Leigh-Anne: I'm supposed to be a lot of things but I live to disappoint.

Jade: I felt that on a spiritual level.

Perrie: Wig, me too.

~~~

*After a break-up*

Perrie: Hey, beautiful 😘

Jesy: Who's this?

Perrie: Did you seriously delete my number?

Jesy: I never saved it, lmfao

~~~

Jade: Hey, my favourite member of Little Mix, what's up?

Leigh-Anne: I'm eating ice cream straight out of the tub and regretting all of the decisions I've ever made. You?

Jade: Damn, Leigh-Anne, I just asked you a simple question.

~~~

Jesy: One and a half year later and I'm still wondering who of you three idiots convinced HQ to put Beep Beep on the album.

Perrie & Jade: It's a good song!

~~~

Jesy: Would it be rude to push Perrie out of a moving car?

Leigh-Anne: A little, but it's okay. Hell's prepared for you.

~~~

Perrie: What should I be for Halloween?

Jade: My girlfriend.

Perrie: Yeah, that's scary. Thanks!

Jade: ...

~~~

Jade: I just wanna scream out 'til my voice breaks

Jesy: Didn't you scream enough last night?

Jade: Fuck you

Jesy: Leigh already did

Leigh-Anne: *Proudly* damn right I did.

~~~

Perrie:

Jesy: Your wig is the only thing straight about you.

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So I thought I'd work on this whenever I don't have any inspiration for my other stories :)

Happy Easter, everyone! ❤️️

xxMxx