Perrie: This motherfucker scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.
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Jade: The music that started playing when she was coming was creepy as fuck.
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Jesy: I'm the baddest bitch in town!
Perrie: You buy flowers for Jade every Monday morning, The Fox And The Hound makes you cry, you let us sleep in your bed when we've had a bad dream, you drop everything you're doing to comfort us when we're sad, when we're sick you take care of us until we're better, you check up on us everyday to make sure we're okay, etc. But go off.
Jesy: THE OLD LADY ABANDONED TOD IN THE WOODS, YOU COLDHEARTED BITCH!
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Perrie: Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Jesy: How about no?
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Leigh-Anne: What happens when an egg laughs?
Leigh-Anne: It cracks up 😂
Leigh-Anne has been removed from the group chat
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*After winning the X-Factor*
Kelly & Tulisa: Are you sure you can handle the girls?
Jesy: Absolutely. They're grown women. How hard can it possibly be?
One week later
Jesy: *On the phone with Tulisa, in tears* I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID, PLEASE, HELP ME!
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Jade: Apparently, you can't use 'beefstew' as a password.
Jesy: Why not?
Jade: It's not stroganoff.
Jesy: Get out.
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Perrie: Where's Jade?
Leigh-Anne: Watch this - JAKE AND JESY WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE!
Jade: *From a distance* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Leigh-Anne: There she is.
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Jesy: *Looks at the broken TV-screen and then at the girls*
Jesy: You three, explain this.
Jade: We were playing Wii.
Leigh-Anne: Perrie wanted to show Jade that she's a "bad girl", so she didn't put on the safety strap.
Perrie: *Sighs* the remote slipped out of my hand and smashed into the screen.
Jesy: I'm never leaving you three home alone again.
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*In the group chat*
Jesy: What did the salad say when his favourite song started playing?
Jesy: Lettuce turnip the beet!
Leigh-Anne: Good one! xD
Leigh-Anne: What did baby corn say to mummy corn when he asked about his father's whereabouts?
Jesy: *Inserts thinking emoji* hmm, I don't know. What did he say?
Leigh-Anne: Where is PopCorn? 😂
Perrie: How about this one: what's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
Jesy & Leigh-Anne: It's beautiful?
Perrie: The flag is a big plus!
Jesy, Leigh-Anne and Perrie have been removed from the group chat
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Jesy: Goodnight 😘
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Jade: FUCK YOU, JESY
_______________________________________________________ I'm terrified of clowns so looking for a picture, saving it and posting it was horrible, to say the least. Well, hello, nightmares :)))
