Jesy: Beep Beep is the song you hear when you enter the gates of Hell.
Perrie: What do you hear when you enter the gates of Heaven?
Jesy: Our cover of Counting Stars/Holy Grail/Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Jade: Wrong. When you enter the gates of Heaven you hear the live version of Good Enough.
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Jade: Listen, Leigh, I don't like you like that. I'm straight.
Leigh-Anne: So is spaghetti until it's wet.
Jade: What?
Leigh-Anne: I mean, what?
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*Visiting a haunted house*
Leigh-Anne: Are you guys scared?
Perrie: Not really, I've lived longer than expected.
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Perrie: Can we buy something at McDonald's?
Jesy: Sure.
Perrie: Yay!
*At McDonald's*
Jesy: *Into the speaker* one black coffee, please.
Perrie: I fucking hate you.
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Leigh-Anne: Your dress looks amazing, Jesy.
Jesy: Thank you.
Leigh-Anne: But it'd look even better on Jade's bedroom floor.
Jesy: ...
Jade: Did you just flirt with Jesy for me?
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Perrie: Ugh, my hands are so cold.
Leigh-Anne: *Grabs Perrie's hand* does it feel better?
Perrie: Yes.
Leigh-Anne: Fantastic.
Perrie: My lips are really cold, too.
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Leigh-Anne: I'm so nervous for my date with Jesy tonight. Like, what do I do if she kisses me?
Jade: Kiss her back.
Leigh-Anne: Why would I kiss her back? Shouldn't I kiss her lips?
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Jesy: Are you guys dominant or submissive?
Jade: I am whatever Leigh wants me to be.
Jesy: What?
Jade: Did I stutter?
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Perrie: *Strikes a pose*
Jade: Why are you posing?
Perrie: Because Google Earth is always taking pictures.
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Perrie: Look, Leigh and I did something stupid and now we need your help.
Leigh-Anne: But we don't want you to judge or criticize us.
Jesy: And you came to me?!
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Jade: You promised you wouldn't tell Leigh that I read her diary.
Perrie: And Jake promised he'd love Jesy forever. Welcome to the real world, babe.
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Leigh-Anne: *Sighs dreamily* I'm so in love with Jesy.
Perrie: We're all in love with Jesy, you ain't special.
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*After Leigh-Anne's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere*
Jesy: How are we supposed to get home now?
Leigh-Anne: I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.
Jade: Uhm, I'm pretty sure that I'm the hot one.
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Perrie: You are physically flawless.
Jesy: Thanks.
Perrie: But it doesn't mean I like you.
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Jade: Take a shot everytime we say "soon" or "loading".
Leigh-Anne: Do you have a death wish?
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Aaron did Jesy and Perrie so dirty today, I don't know whether I should laugh or cry
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
