Jade: Why do people who don't live in Europe, refer to Europe as one whole country? "When I went to Europe, my father lives in Europe..." Which country are you talking about?! Germany? Switzerland? Poland? Italy? Sweden? Estonia? Norway? Belarus? Which?!?!
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Perrie: Is Leigh-Anne okay?
Jesy: Why wouldn't she be?
Perrie: Because last night when I walked past her bedroom, I heard her scream "Dear God in heaven! I see the light! Almost there! Yes, yes, yes! Oh, sweet Jesus!"
Jesy: Oh, I fucked her.
Jade: *From the kitchen* JESY FUCKED ME TOO!
Perrie: You had a threesome last night?
Jesy: *Smirking* you know it.
Perrie: Oh my God. *Faints*
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Jesy: Did you losers know that Jade cries to the ending credits in CSI: New York?
Perrie: She cries to the opening credits in Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2, so I'm not surprised.
Jade: FRED DIES IN THAT MOVIE, YOU HEARTLESS INSECT!
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Perrie: Do you have any weaknesses?
Leigh-Anne: *Smiling* yes, those blue eyes of yours.
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Perrie: Protein shakes are useless as long as I got you.
Jesy: What do you mean?
Perrie: You give me more strength than any protein shake ever has.
Jesy: *Clutches her chest with tears in her eyes* I love you, Pez.
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Jade: Can I get a goodnight-kiss?
Perrie: *Leans in*
Perrie: *Sneezes Jade in the face*
Jade: Goodnight, Perrie.
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Leigh-Anne: On the outside, it may seem like I'm happy.
Leigh-Anne: But on the inside, I'm actually very sad.
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*Before going on a field trip to the forest*
Jesy: Go to the bathroom and do your business before we leave.
Perrie: No, I don't have to.
Jesy: Alright, then.
Fifteen minutes later, in the car
Perrie: Jesy?
Jesy: What is it, Perrie?
Perrie: I need to use a bathroom.
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*In Jesy's kitchen*
Leigh-Anne: Mmm, it smells delicious. What are you cooking?
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
