Perrie: What do you want to do today?
Jesy: *Smirking* you.
Perrie: *Faints*
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Person: I hate you.
Jesy: Awesome.
Person: I hate Leigh-Anne.
Jesy: YOU TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE I BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK!
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Jade: The best thing about winning awards is when Jesy gets a little too drunk and licks them.
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Jesy: Join stan Twitter, Pez.
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Perrie: Okay, I'll do it. Any ideas for my @?
Jade: @JustPerrieLouise
Leigh-Anne: @EdwardsTouch
Jesy: @PezPrivateShow
Jade: @ADIDASWithEdwards
Jesy: I see you, Jeed 😏
Jade: ???
Perrie: MOVING ON
Perrie: Any other ideas?
Leigh-Anne: How about @ThirlwallsFreak?
Jesy: I really like @JadeysWifey. Suits you well, Pez.
Jade: Perrie, what are they talking about?
Perrie: Absolutely nothing, Jade. They're just being stupid.
Jesy: How about @FuckThirlwall? Isn't that what you want to do, Pez?
Perrie: I'll go with @PezPrivateShow. Thank you, goodbye.
Perrie has left the group chat
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Jade: Still using us for promo, I see
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Jesy: Those rats can choke
Leigh-Anne: Don't compare them to rats, it's offensive to rats
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Perrie: I want to write more songs like Beep Beep.
Jesy has removed Perrie from the group chat
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Leigh-Anne: I'm quick at maths.
Jade: Really? Okay, so what is 147 times 73?
Leigh-Anne: 94.
Jade: That's not even close, babe.
Leigh-Anne: No, but it was quick.
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Jade: Okay, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Perrie: You flirted with Jesy.
Jade: So what? She's my wife.
Perrie: Well, you asked her if she was single and cried when she said she wasn't.
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Perrie: Even though you're like a sister to me, I'd fuck you on the coffee table if you asked.
Jesy: What?
Leigh-Anne: *From the kitchen* SHE SAID SHE'D FUCK YOU ON THE COFFEE TABLE IF YOU ASKED!
~~~
Jade: *Cries*
Perrie: Baba, why are crying? What happened?
Leigh-Anne: Are you alright? Do you want a hug?
Jesy: GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO HURT YOU. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEM!
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Leighade have fed us so well, I'm so happy! ❤️️
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
