Perrie: Do you love me?
Jesy: Haha, no.
Perrie: *Tearing up* but I thought you did...
Jesy: *Freaking out* NO NO NO, I LOVE YOU, I WAS JUST JOKING, I'M SORRY!
~~~
*On the phone*
Jade: Hi, petal, you're on speaker so behave.
Perrie: Or what, babe? You'll handcuff me to the bed, give me a private show and then make me beg you to touch me where I want to be touched the most?
Jesy:
Leigh-Anne:
Jesy: I'm just gonna pretend like I never heard that.
~~~
Perrie: Something brought you here tonight. Call it what you want: fate, destiny-
Jesy: A car, actually.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: GET OUT
Perrie: LEAVE
Jesy: RIGHT NOW
Jade: IT'S THE END OF YOU AND ME
Leigh-Anne: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Perrie: Oh my God, you're such a buzzkill.
~~~
Jade to Perrie & Leigh-Anne: Sorry, I'm late, girls. I had to take care of something...important.
Jesy: *Enters the room, wet and out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME INTO THE FUCKING SWIMMING POOL!
~~~
Leigh-Anne: You gon' catch these hands!
Perrie: You gon' eat this pussy!
Jade: *Spits out water*
~~~
Jesy: Is that all you're gonna have for breakfast? A can of Pepsi? Leigh, that's not healthy.
Leigh-Anne: You don't even eat breakfast, Jesy, so leave me and my Pepsi alone.
~~~
Jesy: I, for one, think that you and Jade are perfect for each other.
Perrie: Aww-
Jesy: Because you're both losers.
Leigh-Anne: *Cackling from the other side of the living room*
~~~
Perrie: Love is dead and trust is broken.
Leigh-Anne: Are you okay?
Perrie: No, Jesy stole my fucking garlic bread.
~~~
Jesy: Fuck Perrie!
Jade: I'M TRYING!
Jesy: Jade, that's not what I meant...
~~~
Zayn: Are you jealous, Perrie?
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
