Perrie: What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Jesy: Through the fourth and fifth ribs.
Leigh-Anne: Oh my God.
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Jade: Oh wow, that's so gay.
Leigh-Anne: Jade, you're looking in the mirror.
Jade: I know.
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Leigh-Anne, Jade & Perrie: We're having fun. Right, Jesy?
Jesy: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Andre: Babe, don't make this harder than what it already is.
Leigh-Anne: *Slides off his lap*
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Perrie: Okay, name one bad thing I've done this week.
Jade: Would you like the list to be organized by date, location, or the amount of injured people?
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Jesy: I'm so done with you sitting on your arse all day long, doing absolutely nothing.
Jade: What are you talking about? I convert oxygen into carbon dioxide. I regenerate cells. I transmit nerve signals to my brain-
Jesy: Wait, you have a brain?
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Leigh-Anne: You know, Perrie, they say you are what you eat.
Perrie: Yeah, that's-
Leigh-Anne: Maybe that's why you're such a pussy.
Jesy: *High fives Leigh-Anne*
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Leigh-Anne: Are you okay, Jesy?! You're bleeding!
Jesy: Don't worry, it's not my blood.
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Jesy: So are you and Jade married now?
Perrie: Not yet, we're en-gay-ged.
Jade: Is it too early to file for divorce?
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Perrie: What do you want to do?
Leigh-Anne: You.
Perrie: *Trips over nothing*
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Interviewer: Let's play a game. What has four letters and is very hard?
Perrie: Math.
Jade: Love.
Leigh-Anne: Life.
Jesy: Dick.
Interviewer: *Faints*
Jade: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JESY!
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Alex: Good morning, princess.
Perrie: Bitch, I'm a queen.
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
