Texts & Scenarios || Little Mix

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Jesy: I'd do anything for you.

Perrie: Say "purr for me, kitten" everytime we have sex.

Jesy: Almost anything.

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Leigh-Anne: Okay, stay calm.

Jade: I am calm.

Leigh-Anne: I was talking to myself.

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Jade: *Crying*

Jesy: Babe, what's wrong?

Jade: *Sobbing* Lexa...

Jesy: Jade, she's not real-

Jade: LEXA DESERVED BETTER!

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Perrie: There is no way that Jesy likes me.

Leigh-Anne: What are you talking about? She'd throw herself off a cliff for you.

Perrie: Jesy is insane. She'd throw herself off a cliff for fun.

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Jesy: I really mean what I say when I tell you those three words ❤️

Perrie: Aww, baby-

Jesy: Leave me alone.

Perrie: Oh.

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Jade: On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need ;)

Jesy: Bitch, I'm an 11.

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Leigh-Anne: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow? Beautiful? By the water? Unburdened?

Jesy: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.

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Jade: Are you ready to cross off a few things off your bucket list, Pezza?

Perrie: I don't have a bucket list, I'm not dying.

Jade: Everybody is dying. You're not Edward Cullen.

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Perrie: What's your life motto?

Leigh-Anne: Single and ready to mingle.

Jesy: Bi and ready to die.

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Jade: A few weeks ago, Jesy sent me a text which said "Your adorable."

Jade: I replied "No, YOU'RE adorable."

Jade: We've been on three dates so far and all I did was correct her grammar.

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Leigh-Anne: Jesy is being so mean to me.

Jade: You know what they say: "Sticks and stones may break my bones-"

Perrie: "-but chains and whips excite me"?

Leigh-Anne & Jade: What the fuck, Perrie?

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Jesy: *Seductively* I wanna make you scream.

Jade: Are you taking me to the cinema to see a scary movie?

Jesy: *Chokes* y-yeah, sure. That's exactly what I had in mind.

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Andre: *Flirts with Leigh-Anne*

Jade: *Stares at them*

Perrie: Why are you so quiet, Jade?

Jade: *Still staring at them* nobody plans a murder out loud.

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Jesy & Perrie: *Looking into each other's eyes*

Leigh-Anne: *Opens a soda can*

Jesy: We're actually having a moment here, Leigh.

Leigh-Anne: And I'm having a Cola.

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Jesy: We're all on the same side here. We all hate Syco. We all want to leave this shitty, sexist label. We've all seen Jade naked.

Leigh-Anne & Perrie: We haven't seen Jade naked...

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Jesy: Is that a hickey?

Jade: No, it's just a mosquito bite.

Perrie: *Enters the room* hey, guys.

Jesy: Hi, mosquito.

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