*In the group chat*
Leigh-Anne: When we're in Jamaica, Jesy should do the talking.
Jesy: And why's that?
Jade: Because of... *drum roll*
Perrie, Jade & Leigh-Anne: BALEGDAH!
Jesy: That's it, I'm out.
~~~
Jade: Cuteness overload 😍
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Jesy: My favourite little human ❤️️
Leigh-Anne: Absolutely love this picture. You'll be an amazing mum one day, Jess 😘
Jesy: Love you, Leigh ❤️️
Perrie: I want to be George.
~~~
Jesy: You didn't write songs like You Gotta Not and Beep Beep while you were in LA, did you?
Leigh-Anne: No comment.
Jesy: Jade?
Jade: I'm not allowed to say anything about the songs we wrote. Sorry 'bout it.
Jesy: What do you mean you're not allowed?
Jade: It means I'm not allowed to talk about it.
Jesy: *Takes a deep breath* Pez and I should've come with you to LA.
Leigh-Anne: But you didn't.
Jesy: Shut up.
Perrie: I'll love you forever if you did write a Beep Beep 2.0.
Jesy: Zip it, Perrie.
Leigh-Anne: Well, we did write something similar to Beep Beep...
Jesy: WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT FROM THE START?
Jade: I think we should run before she starts throwing stuff.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: I'm going to the store. Do you want anything?
Perrie: Potato crisps, green apples, bananas, purple grapes, Vanilla Coke, will you marry me? Chocolate biscuits, and bread.
Leigh-Anne: What was that?
Perrie: Chocolate biscuits.
Leigh-Anne: Before that.
Perrie: Vanilla Coke.
~~~
Jesy: I'm confident everyone who works at Syco got an F in geography.
Jade: Why's that?
Jesy: They think the UK is the only country in the whole world.
~~~
Perrie: You know the blind lady who predicted 9/11, the 2004 tsunami in Thailand, Brexit, etc?
Leigh-Anne: What about her?
Perrie: She's predicted that the universe will end in 5079.
Jade: Oh my God 😱
Leigh-Anne: But, if the universe ends, does that mean that all life will end as well?
Jesy: There's no need to worry, babes. We'll be dead by then.
Jade: Thank you for giving me even more anxiety, Jessica.
Jesy: Anytime, my love 😘
~~~
Jesy: Speaking of the blind prediction-lady, she's also predicted that humans will be able to talk to God from 4302 to 4674.
Leigh-Anne: Imagine this: you're doing whatever those future humans do and then you see or walk past God and you're like "sup, God?"
Jade: "Sup, God?" Lmfao
~~~
*Leigh-Anne tells the girls how she broke every bone in her body*
Jade: Get your story straight, Leigh-Anne!
Perrie: How is she supposed to get her story straight when she's gay?
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Thought I'd bless you all before you go to sleep. You can thank me later.
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Perrie: So fucking cute 😍😍😍
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When did you become a Mixer?
I became a Mixer in August 2012, just a few days after Wings was released. Giving the girls a chance is the best decision I've ever made ❤️️
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