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Drug dealers

Aries ; accidentally blows up the meth lab

Taurus ; makes all the weed

Gemini ; wants to be high but they cant

Cancer ; shit did my dick just go up?

Virgo ; sells drugs to kids and then after that they say to them " kids don't do drugs "

Libra ; i am not a drug dealer - grabs the weed -

Leo ; not even scared but looks at Cancer- bitch you have two d- wait shit im high again

Scorpio ; best drug dealer

Sagittarius ; too smart to be a drug dealer

Capricorn ; joins scorpio

Aquarius ; always high but gets caught

Pisces ; im with fucking aquarius

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