ᏃᎾᎠᏆᎪᏟ ᏚᏆᏩNᏚ // when they're drunk
Aries - " ouch my face- I tripped again. "
Taurus - " guys I have to go home, I think I have to feed my cat- wait do I have a cat? "
Gemini - youknowhowtrumpharesshitlikeyohahahalmaoidontevenmakesenseanymoremanlmaowhatamievensayingimnottalkingtoofastyourejustslow
Cancer - my ex broke up with me three years ago man. Why did she cheated on me? Oh god I'm crying again.
Leo - " yo let's sing guys hahaha let's sing despacito "
Virgo - " man I have to pee, shit I already did "
Libra - " listen, your boyfriend. Is gay. I'm not confirmed that he is but I know that he is gay. "
Scorpio - " who wants to fuck? "
Sagittarius - " dude I've been laughing non stop bro. "
Capricorn - " Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at It what's the lyrics again Sticks and stones may break my Bones uh But chains and whips ...excite me "
Aquarius - " when am I gonna get a girlfriend or boyfriend "
Pisces - " there is no way we are alone in this world "
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